Let's boogie!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/random_encounterz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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"How do you make a tissue dance?

"You put a little boogie in it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiffanyOddish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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When I was boogying down to some music..

and said "someone call the doctor because this beat is sick.".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TamTam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I heard people are blaming imaginary evil spirits for Micheal Jackson's death.

Guess they're blaming it on the boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aniketraghav7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?

Boogie boarding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huh_phd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nhockert23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call a dancing ghost?

The boogie man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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"You've got more boogies than the 70s."

Said my husband to our daughter today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngrySmart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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Booger Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a BOOGIE in it. I know, it’s SNOT a good joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legit-Sonic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a boogie in it;)

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skatergurl1996
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you make a hankerchief dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MycroftGalt187
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LikeJayURock4180
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeadowTate108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigE7869
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimyboomerang
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgydonut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEJAFog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Azeedx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Give it a little boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

My 9 yr old came up with it all by himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwisniews21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Give it a little boogie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do make a kleenex dance

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eberial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfboy1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeOfTheWood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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How do you make a hankie dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jarfermeister
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Callumarine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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How do you make a hankie dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Everyone has heard this at least once lol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir-Are-You-Okay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michael_p_jr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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(This one's a classic) How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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