Polka Puns

Because you'll always be spotted.

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

That was some weird al cohol

... because every time she does, I poke all the dots saying, "Nice poke-a-dot dress, hun!"

He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

Then you'll be sorry you tossed out all of your grandparents polka music.

I have a 6 year-old and a 8 year-old.

Whenever my kids ask me, "Dad, can I ask you a question?" I reply, "You just did." And then smile.

Also, whenever my kids say, "Dad, guess what?" I comeback with something completely ludicrous, "Uh, you just saw an polka-dotted elephant in the kitchen and he stole your lunch?"

They do not find it humorous at all. But, I crack myself up.