Why can't you hide while wearing polka dots?

Because you'll always be spotted.

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📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ May 03 2020
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My daughter doesn't wear polka dot dresses anymore...

... because every time she does, I poke all the dots saying, "Nice poke-a-dot dress, hun!"

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👤︎ u/Paleran
📅︎ Jan 01 2014
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Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?

He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

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📅︎ May 23 2020
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Dad Jokes I Tell My Kids

I have a 6 year-old and a 8 year-old.

Whenever my kids ask me, "Dad, can I ask you a question?" I reply, "You just did." And then smile.

Also, whenever my kids say, "Dad, guess what?" I comeback with something completely ludicrous, "Uh, you just saw an polka-dotted elephant in the kitchen and he stole your lunch?"

They do not find it humorous at all. But, I crack myself up.

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👤︎ u/papabois
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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