A list of puns related to "Striped"
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
…so they are not spotted.
/easily
Because they don’t want to be spotted!
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
Have you spotted it yet I mean it’s easy to see like stripes and stars wait we’re is the black one
A zebra
It's called a Neapolitan complex.
He doesn't want to be spotted.
The outside
We only play “Hey There Delilah”. The club will called the Plain White Tease.
I need this
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
They did unspeakable things to me
When he arrives he sees the security guard at his desk, sobbing
“I c-can’t believe the boss forgot my b-b-birthday”
Seeing this opportunity, the thief sneaks round to the back steals the security codes and goes to access the vault.
Unfortunately for the thief, the head of the bank was busy giving a tour to some possible investors and is at the vault.
Upon seeing the thief (who is stupidly dressed in horizontal black and white stripes) he exclaims, “HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY SECURITY!!?!”
To which the thief replies, “You let your guard down”
" It's my new counting system, see that special collar on me dog, it's got a camera and it scans the sheep as the dog rounds them up. "
"Damn me, what'll they think of next? What's it called?"
"Baa codes mate"
I'd be lion
My son: Dad leopards have spots Me: well what do you know, they did it!
So they don’t get spotted
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Because they don't want to be spotted.
Well, he sure doesn't want to be spotted
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
He doesnt want to be spotted!
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
They don't want to be spotted
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
So he won’t be spotted
Cause he doesn’t wanna be spotted
Because they don't want to be spotted.
Because he did not want to be spotted
He didn't want to be spotted
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
So he isn’t spotted
Because he doesn’t want to be spotted
So he isn't spotted.
The outside
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