I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
What's an electrician's favourite band?
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
What do you call a band of geologists?
why did Jim Band shit the bed???
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
I’m in a band and we’re making an album about bipolar disorder, with no singing
It’s going to be an instru-mental album
What is a child’s favorite rock band?
Which element is a member of famous rock band?
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
What is a good name for a cover band?
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
Want to start a Hula band that covers music by Poison.
What's an owl's favorite rock band?
I found this amazing bluegrass band that does covers of 80s rock.
They call themselves Ban Jovi.
There's a band called 999MB.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
You can always give punk rock bands constructive criticism...
They appreciate feedback.
My printer just told me it was joining a band
Makes sense since it lives to jam
I finally figured out what I'm going to name my dad band...
Saw (goodnight everybody!)
Have you heard about the new band located in the north east of england?
They're called Durham Durham
Doctor Doctor, I'm convinced I'm a rubber band.
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch over there and tell me all about it.
Why shouldn't you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.
What did the fans say to the band named after a famous chickpea spread?
I started a band called "Blanket"
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
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