I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.

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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

Itโ€™s my jingle bell rock.

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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine

She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.

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What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again

DJ vu

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Hit song of 2020?

My Corona

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I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.

And then Samsung.

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I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.

They arrested me for colorful language.

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What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?

Knockin' on Heavens Door

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The next song is all about subtractions....

Take it away boys.

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Whatโ€™s a construction workers favorite song?

Running With The Level!

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It's the Most Punderful Time of the Year! (Parody Song) youtu.be/s2i74zGHVi4
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Who wrote the song: "All I want for exile, is you"

Pariah Carey

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What did the watermelon say after hearing the song?

"Man, that was so meloncholy"

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I just made a song about hammers.

It's a real banger.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

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What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?

"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"

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Heard the song "Don't Start Now" on the radio.

Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".

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What is a sheepโ€™s favourite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

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My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

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Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?

...it's pretty catchy.

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Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?

Let's get digital, digital.

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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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Never write sad songs

Youโ€™re just making a bad situation verse!

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Song about puns created by amazing Malinda Kathleen Reese. youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBtโ€ฆ
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Iโ€™m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.

Itโ€™s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.

They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.

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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didnโ€™t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.

I'm calling it Cling Rap.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A Hummingbird.

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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually itโ€™s more of a wrap

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What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?

Hay Chewed..

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Whatโ€™s Dominic Cummingsโ€™ favourite christmas song?

Driving home for christmas.

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What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?

Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.

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Do you know why I want to perform a song for you?

It would be the โ€œI sing on my cakeโ€ day.

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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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When Shaquille Oโ€™Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80โ€™s song.

Love Shaq

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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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Ozzy Osborneโ€™s song โ€œCrazy Trainโ€..

is a story about a true locomotive.

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I wrote a rap song about Voltron

Let me break it down lion by lion

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Why are old songs so good?????
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I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"

But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.

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My mate composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.

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My friend composes songs about sewing machines.

He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...

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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock!

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