Guess the song.
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What is an archerโ€™s favourite song?

Bow-hemian Rhapsody.

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I tried to put my favourite Gorillaz song on the jukebox, but they didn't have it.

How DARE they?

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Whatโ€™s your favorite Song?

The song dynasty...

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"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.

It's a continent song.

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I'm trying for a title based on a song but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song

Me: โ€œPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?โ€

Son: โ€œYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...โ€

Me: โ€œGAAAAAA!!!!โ€

Iโ€™ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

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I was listening to the same song at work today like I always do.

My colleague, who was right next to me said, "Quick change the track!"

I asked, "Why?"

He said, "Because if you don't, those two trains will collide!"

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From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
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What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?

Cardi O

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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a Singer songwriter.

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The song that my nose shit sings to my fingers when it's about to be flicked away youtube.com/watch?v=h2jvHโ€ฆ
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My brother asked me what my favorite song was...
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My six year old "What song do you sing when you are insulating?

Me: "i donโ€™t know"

Him "Youโ€™re the insulation." in his best peter cetera voice.

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Theyโ€™re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually itโ€™s more of a wrap

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What song do autonomous cars listen to?

Follow the LIDAR LIDAR LIDAR, follow the LIDAR

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Have you heard the song about the town in Maine?

Itโ€™s a Bangor.

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I heard a stupid Vanilla Ice song the other day. It goes. . .

Dumb dumb dumb-du-duh-dumb dumb

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A song made entirely of PUNS youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBtโ€ฆ
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What is Darth Vaderโ€™s Motherโ€™s favourite song?

Mum mum mum, mum mum mum, mum mum mummmmmmm

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I was having trouble playing a song on guitar and my teacher said "practice to a tick"

It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease

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I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.

I think I have a Cocaine addiction.

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Counting Crows should release a song called CORVID 19.
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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So I wrote a song about tortillas

Actually, itโ€™s more of a wrap

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Iโ€™m learning guitar and I asked my dad if he had any song requests..

He replied, โ€œCan you play far far away?โ€

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Did you hear the new song about a burrito?

It's more of a rap.

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Whatโ€™s a song that costs 45ยข?

A song by 50cent ft Nickelback

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I played a song to a tree in Russia

Now it's Dmitree

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One of my favorite songs...
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My wife Lorraine left me because I always burst into song.

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone.

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What song do the birds sing in France?

The crow song

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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well actually it's more of a wrap.

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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them

I guess love isn't always on time

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A band should do a cover of The Knacks song My Sharona and call it My Corona.

It would be sick.

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Someone asked me what my favourite My Chemical Romance song is

Probably SodiumSodiumSodium

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Nickelback is such a depressing band... They should make happier songs...

... and change their name to Tickleback...

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I write songs about sewing machines...

Iโ€™m a Singer songwriter.

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Song of puns by Malinda youtu.be/LtqBt3RbZfs
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Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
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What song does the Rick and Morty creator listen to while on a boat?

Roiland on the River

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My brother just made a new song about his hair.

It was a proper banger.

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What is a priest's favorite song?

I got 90 nun problems

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What is an arsonistโ€™s favorite song?

Burning Down the House

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Did you hear about the guy who keeps singing songs by The Knack?

He has the My Sharonavirus.

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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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What do you called a melon song

A melony

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What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?

The beet drop!

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Puns song

Puns are just like paper... theyโ€™re terrible Some one made a song out of puns: https://youtu.be/LtqBt3RbZfs (you can also search for โ€œMALINDA punsโ€ on yt and youโ€™ll find it)

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The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song

#BUYBUYBUY

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Busta Rhymes has released a song about the coronavirus.

Woo Han!

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What's it mean when you have a song stuck in your head?

You have a one-track mind.

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Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?

They were a Juan hit wonder.

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I wrote as song about a tortilla..

It's actually more of a wrap....no ? Can we tacoabout it maybe ?

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What's the song that describes what a shy person feels when going outside?

Introvertigo.

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I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.

I named it The Trail Mix.

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What do you call the verses added to a song to make it longer?

Extension chords

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What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?

A sweatband

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Without this song I would be howlow
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What's that song?...
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This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am", I said.

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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?

A hummingbird!

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What Linkin Park song do Nuns hate?

Breaking the Habit.

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My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"

I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.

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What's a fish's favourite festive song

Shrimply having a wonderful Christmas time!

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Such a sweet song
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Why is a piratesโ€™ favorite song โ€œwe are youngโ€ by fun?

Because the song starts with โ€œGive me a second Iโ€

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I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"

It was an Otis wedding.

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I heard that Beethoven once wrote a song about a website that lets you submit rental applications online.

He called it "fรผr e-leaseโ€

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You know Sam? He wrote a song about phones...

Itโ€™s a song that Samsung

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My favorite song is by Cyndi Lauper

Because I can listen to it Time After Time.

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What is the most terrifying song to legos?

"I Fall To Pieces" - Patsy Cline

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How's that pirate song coming?

Just working on the hook.

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Whatโ€™s a frying panโ€™s favorite song?

Home on the range

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My kids want me to stop singing Oasis songs.

I said maybe.

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What's the name of that Norah Jones song?

Don't know. Why?

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What type of songs do planets sing?

Nep-Tunes

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What's a deaf persons favorite song?

The sound of silence

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If Trump wrote a song, what would he name it?

The Whistleblower's Daughter

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What song does Pepper Potts sing to her newborn?

Ba-by Stark doot doo doot doo doot doo....

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What do you say when you like a maroon 5 song?

"I'm Levine it!"

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What does the cook say when he hears a funky song?

Lettuce Turnip the Beet!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RatMember
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/__Nacho__Cheese
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15
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I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my Trail Mix

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YeetusTheFetus08
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25
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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a singer songwriter.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RayInRed
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20
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I always carry a stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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