I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
Itโs my jingle bell rock.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Hit song of 2020?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
The next song is all about subtractions....
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Whatโs a construction workers favorite song?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Who wrote the song: "All I want for exile, is you"
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What did the watermelon say after hearing the song?
"Man, that was so meloncholy"
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I just made a song about hammers.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Heard the song "Don't Start Now" on the radio.
Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What is a sheepโs favourite Christmas song?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Never write sad songs
Youโre just making a bad situation verse!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Iโm writing a song about how much I love seesaws.
Itโs called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didnโt like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually itโs more of a wrap
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Whatโs Dominic Cummingsโ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?
Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Do you know why I want to perform a song for you?
It would be the โI sing on my cakeโ day.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
When Shaquille OโNeal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80โs song.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Ozzy Osborneโs song โCrazy Trainโ..
is a story about a true locomotive.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I wrote a rap song about Voltron
Let me break it down lion by lion
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Why are old songs so good?????
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!
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︎ Oct 31 2020
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