A lot of people donโ€™t believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...

... but itโ€™s true.

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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.

"Eโ€ โ€œIโ€ โ€œEโ€ โ€œIโ€ โ€œO"

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I just wrote a song about tortillas...

actually itโ€™s more like a wrap

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Whatโ€™s a crash test dummyโ€™s favorite song?

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.

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What do you call a catchy Korean song?

A Bibim-Bop.

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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs โ€ฆ

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didnโ€™t stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.

I told her to beat it.

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What is a necrophile's favourite song?

Some body to love.

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"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"

"Bingo."

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I can't stop thinking about that one Gnarls Barkley song...

Does that make me crazy?

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Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:

Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."

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we all know that song, right?
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My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...

by Peter Pollen Mary.

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What's a sheep's favorite song?

Happy birthday to ewe

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

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Guess the song.
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I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night

It was a salad ballad

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I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

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Do you know the hit Ramones song that was originally about inner tubing?

I Wanna Be Deflated.

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Linkin Park have a song called Numb, but to me their In The End is Number song

It starts with 1

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What is an archerโ€™s favourite song?

Bow-hemian Rhapsody.

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My clock inspired me to write a song today.

It's about time.

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Whatโ€™s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?

24 carrot magic

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I'm trying for a title based on a song but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
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I tried to put my favourite Gorillaz song on the jukebox, but they didn't have it.

How DARE they?

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Whatโ€™s your favorite Song?

The song dynasty...

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My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song

Me: โ€œPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?โ€

Son: โ€œYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...โ€

Me: โ€œGAAAAAA!!!!โ€

Iโ€™ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

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Why do kids these days love the song My Own Worst Enemy?

Itโ€™s Lit.

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"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.

It's a continent song.

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From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
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A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.

"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"

"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".

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What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?

Cardi O

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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a Singer songwriter.

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The song that my nose shit sings to my fingers when it's about to be flicked away youtube.com/watch?v=h2jvHโ€ฆ
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I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.

I call it my jingle bell rock.

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My brother asked me what my favorite song was...
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Theyโ€™re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
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A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

A man would have written: "Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually, it's more of a wrap.

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Whatโ€™s a song that costs 45ยข?

A song by 50cent ft Nickelback

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A song made entirely of PUNS youtube.com/watch?v=LtqBtโ€ฆ
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My six year old "What song do you sing when you are insulating?

Me: "i donโ€™t know"

Him "Youโ€™re the insulation." in his best peter cetera voice.

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I was having trouble playing a song on guitar and my teacher said "practice to a tick"

It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease

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What song do autonomous cars listen to?

Follow the LIDAR LIDAR LIDAR, follow the LIDAR

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Counting Crows should release a song called CORVID 19.
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What is Darth Vaderโ€™s Motherโ€™s favourite song?

Mum mum mum, mum mum mum, mum mum mummmmmmm

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I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.

I think I have a Cocaine addiction.

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Iโ€™m learning guitar and I asked my dad if he had any song requests..

He replied, โ€œCan you play far far away?โ€

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I wrote a song about a tortilla.

Well actually it's more of a wrap.

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Did you hear the new song about a burrito?

It's more of a rap.

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One of my favorite songs...
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My wife Lorraine left me because I always burst into song.

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone.

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What song do the birds sing in France?

The crow song

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I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them

I guess love isn't always on time

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I played a song to a tree in Russia

Now it's Dmitree

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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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Song of puns by Malinda youtu.be/LtqBt3RbZfs
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I write songs about sewing machines...

Iโ€™m a Singer songwriter.

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Someone asked me what my favourite My Chemical Romance song is

Probably SodiumSodiumSodium

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What is a priest's favorite song?

I got 90 nun problems

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Nickelback is such a depressing band... They should make happier songs...

... and change their name to Tickleback...

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What is an arsonistโ€™s favorite song?

Burning Down the House

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I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.

I named it The Trail Mix.

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Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
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What song does the Rick and Morty creator listen to while on a boat?

Roiland on the River

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My brother just made a new song about his hair.

It was a proper banger.

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What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?

The beet drop!

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What do you called a melon song

A melony

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Did you hear about the guy who keeps singing songs by The Knack?

He has the My Sharonavirus.

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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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Such a sweet song
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What's it mean when you have a song stuck in your head?

You have a one-track mind.

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Busta Rhymes has released a song about the coronavirus.

Woo Han!

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What do you call the verses added to a song to make it longer?

Extension chords

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Without this song I would be howlow
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What's that song?...
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The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song

#BUYBUYBUY

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Puns song

Puns are just like paper... theyโ€™re terrible Some one made a song out of puns: https://youtu.be/LtqBt3RbZfs (you can also search for โ€œMALINDA punsโ€ on yt and youโ€™ll find it)

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What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?

A sweatband

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Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?

They were a Juan hit wonder.

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What's the song that describes what a shy person feels when going outside?

Introvertigo.

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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am", I said.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drozzi007
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 07
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I wrote a song about a tortilla

Actually itโ€™s more of a wrap

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MiniMcCarthy
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02
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So I wrote a song about tortillas

Actually, itโ€™s more of a wrap

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Urban_Knight99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 17
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I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my Trail Mix

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YeetusTheFetus08
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25
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I write songs about sewing machines.

I'm a singer songwriter.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RayInRed
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