A lot of people don’t believe me when I say I have a favourite Spandeau Ballet song...
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.
I just wrote a song about tortillas...
actually it’s more like a wrap
What’s a crash test dummy’s favorite song?
Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
What do you call a catchy Korean song?
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
My girlfriend told me she would to leave if I didn’t stop quoting Micheal Jackson songs.
What is a necrophile's favourite song?
"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"
I can't stop thinking about that one Gnarls Barkley song...
Official song of nun's formally leaving a convent:
Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit."
we all know that song, right?
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
What's a sheep's favorite song?
What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?
Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...
I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
Do you know the hit Ramones song that was originally about inner tubing?
Linkin Park have a song called Numb, but to me their In The End is Number song
What is an archer’s favourite song?
My clock inspired me to write a song today.
What’s the favorite Bruno Mars song of bunnies?
I'm trying for a title based on a song but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
I tried to put my favourite Gorillaz song on the jukebox, but they didn't have it.
What’s your favorite Song?
My six year old son asked me about the Beatles pandemic song
Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”
Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”
I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
Why do kids these days love the song My Own Worst Enemy?
"Africa" by Toto isn't a country song.
From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
A teenage girl came across an elderly man sitting next to his radio, tapping his cane to a Lil Wayne song.
"Wow! I didn't think you'd like rap music!"
"I didn't, either," the old man replied. "It all started after my hip op".
What do you call it when you dance to a Cardi B song in zumba class?
I write songs about sewing machines.
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
My brother asked me what my favorite song was...
They’re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What’s a song that costs 45¢?
A song by 50cent ft Nickelback
My six year old "What song do you sing when you are insulating?
Me: "i don’t know"
Him "You’re the insulation." in his best peter cetera voice.
I was having trouble playing a song on guitar and my teacher said "practice to a tick"
It didn't work at all and now I have Lyme disease
What song do autonomous cars listen to?
Follow the LIDAR LIDAR LIDAR, follow the LIDAR
Counting Crows should release a song called CORVID 19.
What is Darth Vader’s Mother’s favourite song?
Mum mum mum, mum mum mum, mum mum mummmmmmm
I can't stop myself from listening to an Eric Clapton song on repeat every day.
I think I have a Cocaine addiction.
I’m learning guitar and I asked my dad if he had any song requests..
He replied, “Can you play far far away?”
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Well actually it's more of a wrap.
Did you hear the new song about a burrito?
One of my favorite songs...
My wife Lorraine left me because I always burst into song.
I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone.
What song do the birds sing in France?
I didn't like Africa by Toto at first, or any of their other songs. But eventually I grew to really like them
I guess love isn't always on time
I played a song to a tree in Russia
I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem
I write songs about sewing machines...
Someone asked me what my favourite My Chemical Romance song is
What is a priest's favorite song?
Nickelback is such a depressing band... They should make happier songs...
... and change their name to Tickleback...
What is an arsonist’s favorite song?
I have a playlist of songs from Eminem, The Cranberries, and the Peanuts.
I named it The Trail Mix.
Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
What song does the Rick and Morty creator listen to while on a boat?
My brother just made a new song about his hair.
What's the vegetable's favourite part of the song?
What do you called a melon song
Did you hear about the guy who keeps singing songs by The Knack?
He has the My Sharonavirus.
My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
What's it mean when you have a song stuck in your head?
You have a one-track mind.
Busta Rhymes has released a song about the coronavirus.
What do you call the verses added to a song to make it longer?
Without this song I would be howlow
The market right now reminds me of that N'SYNC song
Puns are just like paper... they’re terrible
Some one made a song out of puns: https://youtu.be/LtqBt3RbZfs (you can also search for “MALINDA puns” on yt and you’ll find it)
What kind of music group only makes songs for exercise programs?
Did you hear of that Mexican pop band with only a single well-liked song?
They were a Juan hit wonder.
What's the song that describes what a shy person feels when going outside?
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."
It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"
This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually it’s more of a wrap
So I wrote a song about tortillas
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem
I write songs about sewing machines.