I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
What is a Jehovah's Witness favourite song?
The next song is all about subtractions....
What’s a construction workers favorite song?
Who wrote the song: "All I want for exile, is you"
What did the watermelon say after hearing the song?
"Man, that was so meloncholy"
I just made a song about hammers.
What's a dog's least favorite Christmas song?
What is a dung beetle's favorite holiday song?
"All I Want for Christmas is Poo"
Heard the song "Don't Start Now" on the radio.
Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".
What is a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
Never write sad songs
You’re just making a bad situation verse!
I’m writing a song about how much I love seesaws.
It’s called 50 Ways to Love your Lever.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
I've started writing songs about my attachment issues.
I'm calling it Cling Rap.
What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually it’s more of a wrap
What's a Horse's favourite Beatles song?
What’s Dominic Cummings’ favourite christmas song?
Driving home for christmas.
What was the guy from Casablancas favorite Christmas Song?
Moroccan around the Christmas Tree.
Do you know why I want to perform a song for you?
It would be the “I sing on my cake” day.
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
Ozzy Osborne’s song “Crazy Train”..
is a story about a true locomotive.
I wrote a rap song about Voltron
Let me break it down lion by lion
Why are old songs so good?????
I have been accused of writing a long series of messages about the song "I'm Too Sexy"
But I would like to reassure everyone that I did not write said thread.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!