I once asked Tom Jones if he ever forgets the lyrics....
He said, it’s not unusual.
The wife accused me of always dropping random Elvis lyrics in our conversations.
Her suspicious mind left me all shook up
My wife asked me to stop quoting Taylor Swift lyrics all the time
I never saw it coming, wouldn’t have suspected it
What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?
I've been doing a series of 'misinterpreted song lyrics', I think most of them would fit here...
I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...
But when I do, I refrain!
They’re punning lyrics to a song from a movie.
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
What did Biggie Smalls use to write his lyrics?
I've gotten to the age when young people don't recognize my song lyric references anymore.
Well I guess this is growing up.
The Curly Shuffle song lyrics
I hate it when people unnecessarily post lyrics to songs.
I don't think I understand Linkin Park lyrics anymore
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...
No one needed an abba cuss.
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
I'm in a Ska band that only has lyrics about fatherhood.
Why shouldn't you use Excel to write lyrics?
Because you may end up with a rap sheet...
So I was reading through U2 lyrics trying to remember a song of theirs that I really like.
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
I've been going to rehab for my addiction to Taylor Swift lyrics.
I think i'm finally clean.
The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.
I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.
The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
Showed my Dad the pic making fun of Rihanna's deep Birthday Cake lyrics. This was his response.
I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:
"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."
If you ever find yourself thinking about posting song lyrics on social media, just ask yourself
Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down flip it n' reverse it.
(Friend posted this on Facebook)
I've only read the lyrics and can't wait to hear that new fishin' song
I'm all about the bass
No treble (hook)
What bird never knows the lyrics to a song?