This One was Said in my Choral Methods Class Today

When talking about a former student throwing batteries at her, my teacher told us the student was later arrested for the incident "and charged with... you guessed it assault and BATTERY!!!!!"

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📅︎ Sep 01 2015
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Dads take on chorale arrangements

We are sitting at the dinner table after church. My sister says, "man, the choir director had me singing low today. I know I was singing lower than the tenors."

My dad without missing a beat, "Hmm. You must have been singing a niner."

I think I choked on my food from that one.

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📅︎ Mar 18 2014
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Two mediocre choirs refused to sit next to each other...

It was a standoff of the OK chorales.

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📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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