A Concert Pun
My wife and I went to a concert today and someone in the audience started clapping before the music finished. It was a case of premature adulation.
What concert costs only 45 cents to go to?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
Going to a rock concert is a near-deaf experience
My Dad showed me a picture of him at a REM concert "Look" he said.
That's me in the corner...
EDIT. Sorry that was just a dream
A proctologist hurt his eardrums at a rock concert
In fact, he nearly rectum
Where’s the best place to play a rock concert?
I went to a Beach Boys concert a while back.
Why does a pigeons coo not echo in a concert hall?
where do you find lads in a concert?
What do you call paramedics in a rock concert?
Why were the guest performers arrested after the concert?
Because they stole the show.
There's a benefit concert for dolphin conservation at the camping grounds
It's for all in tents and porpoises
Me to my deaf friend: why risk going to a rock concert with the pandemic raging and all?
My deaf friend: heard immunity
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If you’re hot blooded, they’ll check it and see.
I was supposed to go to a salt an pepa concert last week
Unfortunately, due to lockdown, they had to push it
Why did the air conditioner didn't buy tickets to the Metallica concert?
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
Why couldn't the father afford to take his kids to classical music concerts?
I just saw a concert at my favorite auto shop.
They're a pretty good garage band.
I was at a concert but the singer got delayed
What do you call the number 8 in a concert hall?
One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert
but I partied like it's $19.99.
U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds.
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
At a rock concert one time, I saw a girl with a gold spiked necklace.
I thought “wow, that’s pretty metal.”
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickeback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What music concert costs only 45 cents?
It's 50 Cent featuring nickleback.
"What concert costs just 45 cents?"
"50 Cent featuring Nickelback!"
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What concert costs just 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What concert costs just 45 cents
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
I was supposed to go to a salt n pepa concert next week
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring Nickelback.
What Concert Cost Just 45 Cents...
50 cents featuring Nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickleback
(Redo)What concert is $0.45?
How much does a concert featuring 50 Cent and Nickelback cost?
What concert costs only 45 cents?
What concert costs $0.45?
A 50 cent and nickelback concert.
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