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His equipment required a seventh cord.
Everyone was like, Gee MC......
It was a period piece.
What was the band name? 1023MB.
I got a standing ovulation.
She was a real drama dairy.
It was a worst case scenario
He couldn’t find the right tomb.
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Don't worry if you can't come.
luckily, it was a good sport
You could say she was a giggal
My IT Consultant was telling me about a fun gig, told him that's a 1000 more than a fun meg.
... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.
I’m absolutely speechless.
We didn't get big crowds.
And I reply, “it’s more of a preserve, than a jam.”
He wanted to end it on a positive note.
Told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
^You ^know ^what's ^coming.
I asked if she was a saxy lady.
