Lance is an uncommon name nowdays

But in mediaeval times people were called lance a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tadashi4
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Now days, people don't use the name Lance very often

In medieval times, people were named Lance a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon.

I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot.

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Turns out that Lance Armstrong was not only taking drugs...

He was pedaling too.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Ever notice how there aren’t many people named Lance these days?

Back in medieval times people used to be named Lancelot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotwoine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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After years of being in jail, Lance, a reporter was released from prison.

Now he's freelance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My wife is pregnant with a boy and i want to call him Lance /r/Jokes/comments/i9x83h/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycool6699
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They both REALLY wanted to finish the race.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlayShenbrun
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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One time I got in a fight with a guy named Lance. He had a twin brother named Lee. I punched Lance in the face, not realizing it was his brother who I had punched.

I said "I thought you were Lance, I apologize sinceyourelee".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VGK9Logan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.

I thought it was pretty straight forward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superherocivilian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Lance Armstrong wasn't here. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Do you know what happened to Lance the entrepeneur once he was let out of prison?

He's a freelance now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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In medieval times the knights would sit around a table and tease Lance.

A lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xminus01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Made my dad a shirt for father's day. His name is Lance Wong and he always enjoys a good dad joke.

The shirt says "Something Wong? Call an Ambulance."

https://imgur.com/gallery/9hZWq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustPlainWong
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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My foot is like Lance Armstrong...

It has only one ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PicklePillz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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A family friend named Lance brought some fatherly flavour to my parents' last Christmas party

[my parents bickering like a married couple] My mom: don't get snippy! Lance: my hairdresser gets a bit snippy sometimes

Everyone else: good lord that was majestic

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What's Lance Armstrong's pen name?

Uniball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrozoTheClown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Lance is an uncommon name nowadays.

But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koala234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Lance isn't a common name these days

But in medieval times people were named Lancelot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppybark55
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