Lance Armstrong Puns

A list of puns related to "Lance Armstrong"

Turns out that Lance Armstrong was not only taking drugs...

He was pedaling too.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?

They both REALLY wanted to finish the race.

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👤︎ u/IlayShenbrun
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Lance Armstrong wasn't here. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/specklesinc
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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My foot is like Lance Armstrong...

It has only one ball.

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👤︎ u/PicklePillz
📅︎ Sep 04 2016
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Lost one of my AirPods

Now I call the other one Highlander

I’ve since changed the name to:

“Lance Armstrong’s Testes”

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👤︎ u/andrewmathman17
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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While watching football, the announcer mentioned the team averaged 6-1/2 sacks a game. My wife says "How do you get half a sack?"...

... I told her "Ask Lance Armstrong."

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👤︎ u/LeatherDan
📅︎ Sep 20 2014
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