A trid-ent true method
It was difficult, but Iβve stopped chewing gum now.
Left me with a trident
It was trident tested
Dad: Sure! If you have extra
Me: Well no, I've got Trident
I was over at my MIL's with my wife and my MIL's boyfriend. We got on the subject of how my wife hates cold, chunky food. The rest of the conversation went like this
Mbf: "They make a toothpaste for that. It's called sensodyne.
Wife: " I have tried it, but it didn't work."
Me: "No. It's sensodyne, not Trident."
I also think I stopped my wife from punching the Mbf, because he hates him and he always thinks he has the answer to thinks. So... dadjoked stopped my wife from assaulting someone.
We were talking about people being really dumb, and I said "they are so dumb, they probably can't even walk and chew gum at the same time", to which my friend (who will make a fantastic father soon) said "I don't know if I can walk and chew gum at the same time, I've never trident"
