What was the band name? 1023MB.
It was a period piece.
And through it all, he offered me protection...
I got a standing ovulation.
They haven't got a gig yet.
She was a real drama dairy.
they haven't had any gigs yet.
A number of years ago I was in a rock band. We were hugely successful, playing some of the biggest venues and entertaining swarms of fans.
The last shoes we ever played were on our world tour. We played the Americas and then flew over to Europe. We played our way through Russia and even a couple of gigs in China, before selling out our final show in Japan.
It was a hell of a Journey, but it was time for me to hang up my guitar. I retired from the rock star life and got an office job in Tokyo.
I made a few friends at work, and grew close with one in particular, Narada-san. One day Narada had the day off for a funeral, but that wasn't enough; he needed more time. He was torn between his obligation to return to work and his desire to have more time at home. He asked me what he should do.
The answer was simple. I picked up my guitar and played a Japanese version of our biggest hit from 1981:
Don't Stop Bereaving
We could never quite get a gig.
Edit: I was aware that it's 1024 Meg to a gig, but "a band called 1023 megabytes" doesn't have the same ring to it. Also doesn't getting the IT wrong make it more dad like?
He couldn’t find the right tomb.
It was a worst case scenario
luckily, it was a good sport
You could say she was a giggal
http://imgur.com/Ht8jydx
They’re good, but they haven’t got a gig yet.
... I must have killed it, because they wanted to charge me with attempted manslaughter.
My IT Consultant was telling me about a fun gig, told him that's a 1000 more than a fun meg.
Don't worry if you can't come.
I’m absolutely speechless.
We didn't get big crowds.
And I reply, “it’s more of a preserve, than a jam.”
He wanted to end it on a positive note.
Told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
^You ^know ^what's ^coming.
I asked if she was a saxy lady.
The whole experience left a sour taste in my mouth...
The business name is Gig It T.
They're ok, but they haven't had any gigs yet
They've had 2 gigs so far.
It was one gigabyte in size
It was quite a gig
Not surprising, they just had their first gig
we couldn't make it to a gig anywhere
*edit * slightly adjusting wording thanks to input from fellow dads <3
Helen Killer
a rubber band!
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