Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
She asked, "Window or Aisle?"
After a moment, I replied, "or you'll what?"
Had reservations about the whole thing.
That would be a reservation reservation reservation
They still haven't got a gig, though.
Me: Lets go at 7?
Mother: I'll book for 7 then?
Father: 7? There's only 3 of us!
His response: "try earth bnb and then water bnb instead"
.....
It was about time!!
The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"
It's a step by step guide.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
Slim to Nun?
(Incidentally this is a true story and I got yelled at)
It caused a title wave!
I can’t seem to put it down.
It's only a draft at the moment.
It was a very uplifting story. (Courtesy of my 10 year old)
It’s about thyme.
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.
I just can’t put it down
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."
Hebrews
It was our last resort...
I only have my shelf to blame.
(credit: Groucho Marx)
Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 ....
I’m pleased to say I hit one of them
It was written by Francis Near.
Then IT hit me!
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
It had a lot of problems
It came early
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
He just did and now we have like 40 viruses on our computer.
A thesaurus
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
They were sentenced to death
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
Because the prose outweigh the cons.
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
I've just finished reading Great Expectations and I have to say I was a little disappointed.
She puts her pajamazon
At least he died on his own terms.
I can't put it down
Someone had already ripped the appendix out.
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.
But it was too novel a concept
I (read) I
…IT hit me.
Then IT hit me!
She said "Sure, what volume ?"
