A list of puns related to "Textbook"

A physics textbook walks into a bar...

A physics textbook book walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender looks up and says, βSure pal, it looks like you have a lot of problems.β

My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.

Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.

Textbook addiction

is a really expensive habit to support

Well played chemistry textbook imgur.com/GowGVZJ

I needed help to lease out a math textbook.

So I got a cosiner.

Found in my geometry textbook

From my linear algebra textbook

This almost makes my math textbook worth it

The back of my Computer Science textbook

So my math textbook has a "Math Humor" section...

http://imgur.com/a/IXCKw

My accounting textbook with a hairy good pun imgur.com/UGQ9vnB

Found this gem in my psychology textbook

My sister just dropped her Biology textbook on my foot.

MY TOE SIS!

What did the boxing announcer say to the textbook?

And in the left corner, paper weight champion of the world....

Middle school math textbook imgur.com/rvHJhVE

Dadjoked by a math textbook.

This is just in the middle of a chapter and isn't even acknowledged by the surrounding passages. It's pretty baaad if you ask me. But really, thanks to this picture I will never forget what a shear transformation does.

Textbook is Linear Algebra and Its Applications by David C. Lay, since for some reason I feel like I should probably cite it.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D

Math textbook attempts a joke

Calculus textbooks are so expensive! tyrannobenasaurus.tumblr.β¦

Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying a geometry textbook. He raises his glass and says...

"Here's looking at Euclid."

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