I went to the book store and asked the assistant for any books about turtles.

She asked " Hardback? " And I said.. .." yeah, and little heads. "

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/the_houser
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Dad walking into bookstore. "Do you have any books on Turtles?"

Worker: "Hardback?"

Dad: "Yeah, with little heads."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DalinarxBlackthorn
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Guy walks into a book store...

Asks the clerk for a book on turtles

Clerk: hardback? Guy: yeah, and their little heads pop in and out!

Happy Fatherโ€™s Day to any dads out there

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/3piecepete
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.

She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The-Figure-13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.

The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rav4xle
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Do you have any books on turtles?

Hardback?

Yes, with little legs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rigdomna
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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