I went to the book store and asked the assistant for any books about turtles.

She asked " Hardback? " And I said.. .." yeah, and little heads. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Dad walking into bookstore. "Do you have any books on Turtles?"

Worker: "Hardback?"

Dad: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Guy walks into a book store...

Asks the clerk for a book on turtles

Clerk: hardback? Guy: yeah, and their little heads pop in and out!

Happy Father’s Day to any dads out there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3piecepete
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Turtles.

She said hardback? I said yeah with a little head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Figure-13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.

The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Do you have any books on turtles?

Hardback?

Yes, with little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rigdomna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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A Dad walks into a bookstore. . .

Dad: Do you have any books on turtles?

Worker: Hardback?

Dad: Yeah, with tiny little heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glockked
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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