Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.
BREAKING NEWS: A man has learned how to do origami backwards!
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Never ever spell part backwards,
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?
A receding hairline
(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave
Turns out he was just decomposing.
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
Tony told me that I shouldn't spell his name backwards
My response was only: "y not?"
What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?
What Cheese is made backwards?
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!
I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards
I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".
Doctor: “Sir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards”
What happens when you see a dog walking backwards?
What do you call it when you poop backwards?
Have you heard of that cheese that's made backwards?
I'd like to get my hands on some edam sometime.
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
If you say AT&T backwards....
You will sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas...
...this pork tastes like krop.
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
How do you spell racecar backwards?
R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.
My friend tony asked me not to say his name backwards
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.
Never spell 'Part' backwards
My friend Tony asked my not to spell his name backwards...
My friend Tony asked me not to spell his name backwards
don’t spell part backwards
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?
It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?
Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat
I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!
It was a receding hare line.
I got an email from Google Earth saying it can “read maps backwards” and I thought
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
Dont spell part backwards
a friend asked me to say won ton backwards ....
I said Not Now
Sorry , I had to do it
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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