Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.

ME: ...And?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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BREAKING NEWS: A man has learned how to do origami backwards!

More on this story as it unfolds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyOnABison
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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Never ever spell part backwards,

It's a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cptn-Cardinal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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If you spell the words β€œAbsolutely Nothing” backwards, you get β€œGnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTripleH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards

I asked Y not?

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegamescapes
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What do you call 7 rabbits in a line walking backwards?

A receding hairline

(shoutout to a client of mine who gave me this banger)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/What_CanBe
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"

"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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People were creeped out by the backwards version of Fur Elise coming out of Beethoven's grave

Turns out he was just decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrs_Ross
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason-29
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Tony told me that I shouldn't spell his name backwards

My response was only: "y not?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UBN6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?

sad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DredgenLore
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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What Cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagabus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I got a mail saying that I won a million dollars because I could read Maps backwards

I thought to myself, "That's just Spam".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Doctor: β€œSir, I have some bad news, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards”

Me: "and?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What happens when you see a dog walking backwards?

You see god

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimgamertv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do you call it when you poop backwards?

An opposhit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Have you heard of that cheese that's made backwards?

I'd like to get my hands on some edam sometime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?

Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlingwilde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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If you say AT&T backwards....

You will sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Peed spelled backwards?

Now that’s deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beckandrews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..

We will update you as the situation unfolds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Micktheprivz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas...

...this pork tastes like krop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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How do you spell racecar backwards?

R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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My friend tony asked me not to say his name backwards

I said y not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards.

I said, "Y not?"

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Never spell 'Part' backwards

It's a trap

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My friend Tony asked my not to spell his name backwards...

I said y not?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hudgen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My friend Tony asked me not to spell his name backwards

I said "Y Not?"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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don’t spell part backwards

it’s a trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off a boat?

It's because if they rolled forward, they'd just go into the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majestic_Ferrett
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!

It was a receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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I got an email from Google Earth saying it can β€œread maps backwards” and I thought

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...

β€œThat’s just spam.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?

If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildman1286
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;

"That's just spam!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahnatan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water

If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_dont_know55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLama27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Dont spell part backwards

Its a trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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a friend asked me to say won ton backwards ....

I said Not Now

Sorry , I had to do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4ROHIT7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?

Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halokost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CATsInY0urM0uTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....

......Absolutely Nothing!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Why do scuba divers dive backwards?

Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raaalphs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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