So, I'm not looking to shut down his abilities, and I gave him the muleback cords knowing EXACTLY what he'd do with them. It's just him and another PC, and I wanted them to explore the world a little bit more and put some obstacles in their way here and there. Obviously this is impossible, as they can just fly right over the obstacles.
Any combat encounter not going their way outdoors? They can just fly away.
Looking for a hermit's hut in the woods? They can just fly and try to spot it from above.
A dungeon full of pressure plate traps? They can just fly over everything.
I'm not annoyed by this; they worked their asses off to get to get to this point, and I totally think they have a good thing going here. I'm just having trouble planning for them, especially when it comes to them traveling from city to city. Like, I'm not going to have them run into an encounter every time they touch the ground, because that would just be me trying to railroad them into combat/story hooks, etc. I'm not going to have them suddenly come across numerous flying enemies, because again, that's a bit heavy handed.
I'm juuuust looking for advice or ideas that maybe I haven't considered yet.
Say you are a wizard with 7 STR and you get ability drain that brings you down to 0 STR. But you have muleback cords. Can you still move if you are still unencumbered due to the muleback cords?
Using the cords to up your carry capacity is a no brainer for how it works. But would you say it applies to things that involve your carry capacity such as pushing, lifting and such?
Hey there. I have figther with 20str and i have this idea that i want to give him a belt of heavyload and a some Muleback cords . The way i think it works is that i first add the plus 8 str (to carry) and then tripple the total. That would mean i have a max carry capacity of 10800 Lbs. The reason i want this is just because its fun and stupid. BUT! Does it really works this way??? can i get a 10800lbs capacity this way?
Just trying to see if my math is right on this one.
Heavyload belt : 2,000 gp
Adding Muleback Cord ability: 1,500 gp
Adding belt of tumbling ability: 1,200 gp
Total cost 4,700 gp
The only thing I could see is adding an extra 25% to the cost of the Muleback cord enchantment because it's a similar ability as the Heavyload belt. But that line of custom items calls out slottless items specifically.
Any and all help is much appreciated.
Thanks!
Edit: Formatting
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Hello everyone,
I'm posting here because I need some ideas for magic items to get for a high level necromancy wizard. I'm currently level 17, and have a lot of excess gold that I want to use on magic items, but I don't really have an idea of what to get as I have most worthwhile magic items already.
Whether it's build specific, or spellcaster specific, I want them all. My build is as follows:
A debuff necromancy void wizard with loads of save and suck spells. I have spell specialization in Suffocation Mass and spell perfected Suffocation. My general strategy includes casting a quickened haste at the start of combat, before casting time stop to set up prismatic walls and walls of force on the battlefield, as well as buffing myself. I then continue with anything from Persistent Suffocations, Suffocation Mass, Quickened True Strike Energy Drains, and just general high level spellcaster things.
I have a Mantle of Immortality, Robe of the Archmagi, Ring of Evasion, Headband of Vast Intellect, combined Heavyload Belt and Muleback Cord, homebrew magic items on my wrists, neck, and one of my ring slots, a cracked rose prism, and a Greater Quicken Metamagic Rod.
That leaves me with my head, eyes, hands, shield, and feet slots open. And I have very little idea of what to spend them on. Funds are virtually limitless, as I can acquire anything at this point. So go wild, give me all your craziest paizo magic items that are good, because I'm at my wits end on what to get. Asking my party members won't do me any good because they are struggling with the same thing.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
