Hera every day:
Youβre acting Zeuspicious.
Why did hera go to sephora?
She wanted a cream because her skin was a little too g r e e c y
In an alternate universe, Hercules was a girl.
Her name was Himcules
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are only dad jokes.
What is yellow, sour and fights for the Emperor?
A Lemon Russ!
What body of water has the taint of chaos?
The Hera-sea!
