Poseidon Puns

A list of puns related to "Poseidon"

What’s Poseidon’s favorite dessert?

A good old piece of octopie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SetoSi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What did Poseidon say to his brother?

Jesus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodkafountain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Outrageous_Desk_2187
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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How does poseidon get his robes so white?

We washes them with tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowtheguiri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did Poseidon like his wave technique?

It was trident tested

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πŸ‘€︎ u/substantiallypartial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Is Poseidon your father?

Cause you're a son of a beach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobt380
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I met this guy who thought he was Poseidon and he was gonna cause a flood.

I think he was just deluge-ional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarriorsDawn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Dadjoked the girlfriend last night

Last night the gf and I were watching netflix and having a good time when I paused the show and said: me: "Babe, I have something important to tell you!" her: "OMG! What?" me: " what does Poseidon use to wash his clothes? silence...... me: "Tide"

i'll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beaglefoo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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