8 Hilarious Poseidon Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What did Poseidon say to his brother?

Jesus.

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👤︎ u/vodkafountain

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea

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👤︎ u/Outrageous_Desk_2187

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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How does poseidon get his robes so white?

We washes them with tide

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👤︎ u/shadowtheguiri

📅︎ Nov 30 2020

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Why did Poseidon like his wave technique?

It was trident tested

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👤︎ u/substantiallypartial

📅︎ Oct 11 2020

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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence

📅︎ Jul 26 2020

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Is Poseidon your father?

Cause you're a son of a beach

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👤︎ u/Jacobt380

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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I met this guy who thought he was Poseidon and he was gonna cause a flood.

I think he was just deluge-ional.

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👤︎ u/WarriorsDawn

📅︎ Apr 17 2018

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Dadjoked the girlfriend last night

Last night the gf and I were watching netflix and having a good time when I paused the show and said: me: "Babe, I have something important to tell you!" her: "OMG! What?" me: " what does Poseidon use to wash his clothes? silence...... me: "Tide"

i'll see myself out

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👤︎ u/beaglefoo

📅︎ Dec 05 2014

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