What happens when you see a dog walking backwards?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
What do you call it when you poop backwards?
Have you heard of that cheese that's made backwards?
I'd like to get my hands on some edam sometime.
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards
a friend asked me to say won ton backwards ....
I said Not Now
Sorry , I had to do it
If you say AT&T backwards....
You will sound like a Canadian Bomb Technician.
Honey, I think you did something backwards with the carnitas...
...this pork tastes like krop.
Dont spell part backwards
Do you know why scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?
Because if they flipped forward, they'd fall into the boat.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
What does Santa say when he falls down the chimney backwards?
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
Breaking news: a man has just been arrested for completing an origami course backwards..
We will update you as the situation unfolds.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.
Learnt an interesting fact today..... If you spell "Absolutely Nothing" backwards, you get "Gnihton Yletulosba" which actually means.....
......Absolutely Nothing!!
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
I want to the doctors the other day, they said my DNA was backwards!
My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.
He said, “I got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?
What is muffins spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ?
Do not read “partasti” backwards!
What do you get when you spell “coronavirus” backwards?
"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"
"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."
What do people say when you wee backwards?
If you read "drowdaba" backward.
Depending on your golf handicap you can move your tee forwards or backwards
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!
I got an email from Google saying "At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!" and I thought;
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
Why do scuba divers dive backwards?
Because if they did forward, they'd end up in the boat.
Why do scuba divers fall backward out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they’d still be in the boat!
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
Why do Scuba Divers fall backwards off a boat.....
... cause if they fell forwards they end up on the deck.
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.”
What do you call fifteen rabbits hopping backwards?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forward they would still be in the boat
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
Don’t spell the word part backwards.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of a boat?
If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat.
What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards!
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