Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
My wife is so negative
I remembered the car seat, the stroller, and the diaper bag, but all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby
Negative one times negative one
Felt like posting something positive today
Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood.
At least that's what the sighentists say.
John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night
Turns out it was just saturday night fever
(Taking advantage of a very narrow humour window!)
I just saw a sea bird with a really negative attitude...
What's the appeal in being negative all the time?
This isn't a dad joke--I really want to no.
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
He’d stop at nothing to stay away from them
An English professor was telling his class that a double negative makes a positive, but there was no case in which a double positive creates a negative.
From the back of the room a Physics professor said, "Yeah, yeah."
2019: stay away from negative people
2020:stay away from positive people
After getting a lot of negative reviews due to their rather poor string section, the LAPD Police Band decided to lose all the strings from their performances.
It was finally the long-awaited end of police violins.
My test came back negative!
Too bad it was my IQ test.
What do you call a sweet person with a negative outlook?
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
I told my psychiatrist that I was always negative
The US Government is so broke they’re going to start minting coins with negative value.
I suspect they’ll use antimony.
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
What do you call a negative can of soup?
If your fear is a negative one
Then the root of your fear is imaginary
Instead of a swear jar I have a pessimism jar, every time I have a negative thought I put a coin in.
It’s currently half empty
So you think two positives don't make a negative?
I've developed a fear of negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Being positive is always greater than being negative.
Why are Egyptians always so negative
Because they’re always in de nile
My Russian friend was telling me how he thinks people have a negative view of his Country.
I just thought ‘Oh, Crimea river’.
What do you call a negative fog?
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
Who called it a negative and not a oppositive
MRW people tell me I’m too negative
I hate negative numbers.
I will stop at nothing to avoid going into negative numbers.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the professor afraid of negative numbers?
He stops at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative number?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag.
Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
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