nay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I wrote yea on one hand and nay on the other.

When I agree, I hold up the yea. I use the nay palm when I want to set things on fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Horses were the original nay sayers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/forestdragon04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What has aye's and nay's?

A horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traal
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2016
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A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.

The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. β€œAre you sneaking outside food into the theater?”

The horse said β€œnay.”

The pig squealed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Unbelievable! 364 Days until Christmas...

...yet there is deco everywhere already!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nilslorand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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What is a pirate’s favorite island?

MadagascAAARRR

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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There's a detective named Frederick Lee...

His teammate is an anthropomorphic pig who wore a hood like little red riding hood. The pig’s name was Boar-Hood. So this one time, I wanted them to check out a masked menace in New York City. Fred wanted to lead the investigation. But since the criminal’s mask was animal themed, I said to them, β€œFred Lee: nay. Boar-hood: spy the man”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I asked my horse, "Does a cat go mooooo"?

He replied, "Nay".

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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People call me a horse

I say nay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigeonlord121
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

You may think it's arrrr but nay his only love be the c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why don’t Horses get invited to board meetings?

Because nobody likes a nay-sayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Groundhogsrule
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My 3yr Old Daughter Has Good Dad Joke Instincts

We are hanging out and I'm asking her silly questions.

I asked, "Does a horse say "meow"?" She quickly responded with a big smile... "Nay!"

I'm a proud poppa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1dolla2dolla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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My town recently elected a horse as Mayor, and I’m worried nothing will get done around here

He keeps voting Nay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isarealboy13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I should invest in horse farms,

I heard they have stable profits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Worldwide_brony
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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What do you call a Slayer fan who doesn't like their new album?

A nay-slayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uselessDM
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Child: RRRRrrrr!
Dad: Nay! 'Tis the C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InthegrOTTO87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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We Were Using "R", the Software Environment, in my Stats Class Today

The professor asked us what a pirate's favourite letter was. We all grudgingly answered "R..." in unison. "NAY," he replied. "It's the C!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewreckage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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"All in favour of a horse president say Yea"

silence

"All who oppose say Nay"

"Horse county has been without a leader for…"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakovasaurr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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They asked me if I ate any horse meat recently...

I said: Nay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Halcyon220
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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Just dadjoked my sister

Her: "When you're in the house can you grab my shampoo? It's the Mane and Tail stuff"

Me: "Nay"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandino788
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2015
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Some people say that buying a horse is impractical

But I say nay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePieGod7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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