26 Hilarious Sayers Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Horses are nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers.

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👤︎ u/Just-Aman

📅︎ May 29 2020

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All horses are neigh-sayers.

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👤︎ u/BaldHeadSlick69

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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People who say horses can't be derpy are neigh-sayers v.redd.it/uea1i306pj631

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👤︎ u/hayisforhorses101

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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Horses were the original nay sayers

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👤︎ u/forestdragon04

📅︎ Sep 18 2018

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My horse has insomnia and keeps everyone awake

She's a nightmare

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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Never ask a horse for advice.

They are a bunch of neigh sayers.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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My young daughter begged me to play as a horse. I begrudgingly agreed...

I didn't really want to be a neigh sayer.

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👤︎ u/lobsterbash

📅︎ Sep 13 2020

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I made a bet that I could avoid horses for a week

Needless to say, I ignored all the neigh sayers.

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👤︎ u/WeebSportsResort

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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My horse never supports anything I want to do.

He's such a neigh-sayer.

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👤︎ u/CIMMGW

📅︎ Jul 02 2020

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I don't get why people like horses

nothing but a bunch of neigh-sayers

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👤︎ u/invisible_being

📅︎ Feb 24 2020

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I really don't like hanging around horses. Every time I come up with an idea, they say it won't work.

They're a bunch of neigh-sayers.

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👤︎ u/bobskimo

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

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Why don’t Horses get invited to board meetings?

Because nobody likes a nay-sayer.

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👤︎ u/Groundhogsrule

📅︎ Jan 27 2020

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Why do horses never agree with anything?

Because they're neigh-sayers.

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👤︎ u/emjay144

📅︎ Dec 26 2019

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What did the Canadian horse say to its nagging friend?

Don't be an eh sayer

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👤︎ u/me-no-smart

📅︎ Jul 06 2019

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I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

I won despite the many neigh sayers

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👤︎ u/The_BarChuk

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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What do you call a disagreeable horse?

A neigh sayer.

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👤︎ u/nemorianism

📅︎ Sep 30 2018

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Did you hear about the pessimistic horse whisperer?

He was a real neigh sayer.

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👤︎ u/NakedWaldo

📅︎ Apr 27 2019

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What do you call a horse that never agrees with you?

A neigh-sayer.

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👤︎ u/Shadesoflight

📅︎ May 20 2019

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What do you call a horse who doesn't listen to its' rider?

A neigh-sayer. :P

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👤︎ u/laurelcook

📅︎ Nov 21 2018

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Yes I have sex with horses

Screw all the neigh sayers

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👤︎ u/Pyscho-Suave-Harv

📅︎ Aug 22 2018

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Helped my son get my wife

Me: "What does a horse say?"

4 y/o: "Neigh!"

Me: "Horses are neigh-sayers?"

4 y/o: "Yup." Runs into the other room. "Horses are neigh-sayers!" (Laughs hysterically)

Wife, not impressed: "What are you teaching him?"

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👤︎ u/gymdykeorbetter

📅︎ Sep 26 2016

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Why did the Horse Whisperer have a reputation as a pessimist?

Because he was a famous neigh-sayer.

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👤︎ u/pomegranate2012

📅︎ Jun 25 2018

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I hate being around horses...

They’re such neigh-sayers.

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👤︎ u/_drumstic_

📅︎ Oct 22 2017

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Horses are so negative...

they're real neigh-sayers!

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👤︎ u/xiams

📅︎ Jun 01 2015

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If I had butterflies, then I wouldn't have to buy it a the store anymore.

A little rough but becoming a dad takes time. http://imgur.com/qT0gqi2

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👤︎ u/I-would-pay-for-that

📅︎ Jun 25 2014

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What do you call a talking horse?

A neigh-sayer

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👤︎ u/legend_of_korihor

📅︎ Nov 23 2016

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