That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
Minstrel cramps.
Edit: (I'm sorry. Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.)
Energy = My Coffee squared
The man behind the counter sang "NOO Black Betty, ham or lamb"
The first part in the exam paper was multiple choice. After the exam a few friends and I were discussing the answers to the multiple choice, question 2 was "Calculate the mean from the following data"
Me: "what did you get for Q2, the 'mean' question?"
Friend: "What? Q2 asked to calculate the median "
Me: "Noo..I guess I didn't read the question properly. I calculate the mean. And the answer for the mean was one of the choices. I guess, they knew some people would be stupid enough to calculate the mean instead of the median, so they put the mean as one of the choices, and I selected that answer."
Friend: "That's just mean!"
After eaten everything, the waitor comes to take the plates. Waitor: Are you finish? (As in done, typical bad english) Dad: Noo, We're Norwegian..
