nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
This pretty much sums of every applicant we’ve seen at the shop....Nah, hostess
Painting? Nah, wallpaper saves time.
Two doctors are out hiking and the first one trips and cuts his knee pretty badly on a rock. The second doctor says, "That looks pretty bad. Want me to stitch that up for you?" The first doctor says, "Nah, I got it."
The second doctor responds, "Suture self."
Nah yeah
Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted Danson, cheers
What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
I went to the beekeeper to get a dozen bees. When he gave me the bag, I counted 13, so I said “oops, you gave me an extra-“
He said “Nah, that’s a freebie”
I don't mean to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, I know what all you are thinking right now. "It's spelt psychic, you idiot. "
'My wife is on a plane to Illinois.'
'Chicago?'
'Nah, she passenger.'
Stopped in the local cemetery on my walk
The groundsman said "Morning"
I said "Nah, I'm just having a piss"
What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
I'm a 40 year old woman who delivers babies for a living and I just bought a brand new Corvette...
Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.
US Soldier - did u come here to die?
Aussie Soldier - Nah mate, came 'ere yesterdie.
Why don't giraffes play basketball at the zoo?
Want to hear a joke about a pizza
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
I've heard this joke about nihilism...
A duck walks into a drugstore to pick up a prescription. The pharmacist asks him,
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
Do you think jugglers who live in houses with low ceilings...
Why did the kids throw the clock?
History. History.
Did I just rewrite history? Or did history repeat itself?
A tricycle says to a bicycle
Tricycle " I'm too tired".
Bicycle " nah I'm two tired, but at least you tried"
(Dunno if it's a repost but my 6yo son told me this last night)
Today, I said a bad word.
A woman said: did you just sin?
I said: nah I cosine.
A local themed Grandad joke from the northeast of England: If you walk to Walker and bike to Byker, what do you do at Wallsend?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
One from their family.
Pirates are people too!
Did you hear the joke about turds?
Nah I won’t tell you, it’s shit.
"My wife's going to a nice place in the Caribbean." "Cool. Jamaica?"
Nah. She made the decision on her own.
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.
I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.
He told me he was really high.
How did the detective describe the mysterious package he received?
He said it was an open and shut case.
What do fat people die of?
What did Snoop Dogg say when asked to leave a yoga class?
Someone once asked me if I was 'getting jiggy with it'.
I furiously shook my head and said "Nah... nah... nah nah nah.. nah-nah-nah. Nah nah.. nah nah-nah nah."
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
Just read an interesting fact - Bruce Lee had a vegan brother;
My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
A man is walking down the street
when he notices a hot, busty woman on the sidewalk. He approaches her and says, "I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me bite your nipples." Naturally the woman was reluctant, but concluding that she really needed the money, she agreed. So they go into an alley, she lifts up her shirt and unhooks her bra. He proceeds to bury his face in her breasts, moving and shaking his head. After a full minute of this, she says, "Well? Aren't you going to bite them?" He walks away, saying, "Nah... that's too expensive."
What do you call a corpse on a boat?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Saturday and Sunday.
The rest are weak days..
Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
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