50 Hilarious Aye Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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👤︎ u/RedDogBoyMark

📅︎ Dec 06 2019

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Aye.

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👤︎ u/acadiel

📅︎ Dec 12 2018

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Aye

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👤︎ u/hufflepuff4332

📅︎ May 15 2019

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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says “aye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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👤︎ u/DaSnookGuy23

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"

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👤︎ u/ruchi565

📅︎ Oct 21 2019

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Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

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👤︎ u/TheAnswerToErthang

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."

"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"

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👤︎ u/hydr0n1um

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

Or worse yet, get kilt.

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👤︎ u/demotrek

📅︎ Nov 23 2018

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Why do pirates say "aye aye Captain"?

Two ayes are better than one.

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👤︎ u/apocalypticcow

📅︎ Apr 14 2018

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What do you call the leader of a group of aye-ayes?

Aye-aye captain.

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👤︎ u/LambentEnigma

📅︎ Jun 27 2016

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All in favor of making horse sounds say "aye"!

Opposed?

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👤︎ u/U-pu-36-ESM

📅︎ Oct 18 2017

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What has aye's and nay's?

A horse!

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👤︎ u/traal

📅︎ May 08 2016

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

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👤︎ u/SwissCheeto

📅︎ Oct 22 2020

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Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C.

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👤︎ u/potato_soul1

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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👤︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017

📅︎ Jan 02 2021

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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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👤︎ u/thekakaface

📅︎ Dec 14 2020

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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Wait for it....

You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!

(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)

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👤︎ u/Greystone_86

📅︎ Oct 26 2020

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What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?

They both like Yarrrrrr'n

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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A pirate dad joke

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking “How’d you get that?”

“Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked “How’d you get that?”

“Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking “How’d you get that?”

“Aye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”

The sailor responded with “That’s not as impressive as the first two”.

“Aye, it was me first day with me hook.”

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👤︎ u/DelaneyElias

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Baa, coo, baa, coo. Why do i bother?

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👤︎ u/orlanthi

📅︎ Sep 23 2020

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

You think it be the “R”, but it be the “C”

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👤︎ u/N1NJ4N33R

📅︎ Oct 12 2020

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A joke I came up with when I was waking up this morning.

Two guys were walking down the street towards one another, the second guy bumps into the first guy and the first guy goes "Ayee, watch it. I'm Walken 'ere" and the second guy goes "oh, sorry Christopher"

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👤︎ u/ninjalord25

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.

They’re going to call it the iAye

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👤︎ u/RockhardManstrong

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.

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👤︎ u/Radish00

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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What follows two eyes?

Captain.

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👤︎ u/dudecancode

📅︎ May 17 2020

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I like jokes about the eyes

The cornea the better

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👤︎ u/Arceist_Justin

📅︎ May 18 2020

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Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"

Friend - " Rrrrr "

Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "

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👤︎ u/Geoharp

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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What's a pirate's favourite part of their body?

The aye

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👤︎ u/DiamondChocobos

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)

R, I, and the seven c’s

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👤︎ u/ImStayingForNow

📅︎ May 04 2019

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My Grandma is 96 years old and she still doesn't need glasses

She drinks straight from the bottle

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ May 05 2020

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A guy broke into my house last night and was looking for money.

So I got up and looked with him.

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👤︎ u/camefromxbox

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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What is a pirates favourite musical note?

The high C.

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👤︎ u/rimjobsarentbad

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Title

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👤︎ u/Alzaphoon

📅︎ Aug 19 2018

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Need puns for the name Aayushi. Any creative heads awake?

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👤︎ u/HappensInMyCountry

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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I for one, like Roman numerals

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👤︎ u/MrHarlz

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

Aye, you thought it was an arrR but it tis the C

Edit: my son corrected me

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👤︎ u/Spicoli0525

📅︎ Jun 07 2020

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The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...

So I shouted “I”

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👤︎ u/MattAmpersand

📅︎ Jan 08 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY!

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👤︎ u/PositiveSherbert314

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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👤︎ u/obamacheesus

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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Never run with bagpipes

You could put an aye out, or worse yet, get kilt.

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD

📅︎ Dec 16 2020

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Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?

Because they get lost at C

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👤︎ u/infernonebula

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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👤︎ u/winnt7

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI

📅︎ Sep 15 2020

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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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👤︎ u/carrpeting

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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What does a pirate say when he turns 80?

Aye matey!

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👤︎ u/gamer552233

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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What did the taylors say on his 80th birthday?

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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👤︎ u/rainbow_environment

📅︎ Sep 30 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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👤︎ u/Muter

📅︎ Jun 26 2018

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How to pirates communicate?

Aye to aye

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👤︎ u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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What did the pirate say on his 80th bday

AYE MATEY

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👤︎ u/MtxJosh

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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