He worked it out with a pencil.
But it's hard to deter gents
I see food and I eat it !!
Nom nom nom. yumm yum
Calcium? More like calci-YUM, am I right?
They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. "I have good news, and I have bad news," he told the uninjured potato, "The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news... is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life"
Made french toast for dinner and gave my husband his plate.
Him: "Yum, flapjacks!"
Me: "Nope, they're flap-jacques" :)
My 3 year old daughter "I'm thirsty!"
Me "have a juice box"
My daughter "yum! Thanks dad! "
Me "you know why little children liked Jesus when he was here? Because he was the king of the juice!"
Religious wife rolls eyes
Thinly sliced cabbage.
