Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
It can cause lemon AIDS.
I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.
It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.
So I order a drink on the rocks with a hint of citrus...
I was given a drink with limestone.
The most beautiful sub on this website is r/citrus.
Itβs sublime.
What do you call a helpfull citrus?
A lemonaid
There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...
It's for a lime-eted time only!
I wanna start a citrus NGO
I'll call it Lemonaid
What do you call a citrus fruit when it has been crossed with a cat?
A felime
I've been sitting quietly under citrus trees all day, and I must say...
I feel sublime.
A lot of Chinese people enjoy discussing their love of citrus.
They particular like to talk all things Mandarin.
My wife started coming down with the flu, and I asked if she'd had some citrus. "Oh, I forgot," she said. To which I replied:
"Orange you glad I reminded you?"
My friend traded an old jalopy for a citrus fruit...
It was a lemon.
What happens when citrus fruits work overtime?
They get lime and a half...
What did Mr. and Mrs. Citrus name their daughter?
Carolime
How did the citrus fruit do on the golf course?
He hit an orange slice!
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits...
He loves being in the limelight.
Among all the subreddits I visit everyday, I enjoy r/citrus the most.
It is sublime.
Did you hear about the citrus embezzling scandal?
They were liming their pockets.
What do first responders give to a citrus farmer after an accident?
Lemon Aid
What citrus drink do The Beatles like?
Lennonade
What do you call fake citrus?
Pulp Fiction
What do you get when you make explosives out of citrus?
Lemonades.
Whats a citrus fruits favorite color?
orange.
My 10 year old's first dad joke. sniffs They grow up so fast.
Why is /r/citrus so pleasant to visit?
Because itβs sublime.
