Lime Puns

They are sublime

He was really grate!

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite

There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.

But unfortunately Sierra Mist

Hi all,

so my boyfriend purchades a lime tree and wants to name it. As an aspiring dad and a pun artist his only demand for the name is for it to be punny.

Can you punny people come up with a funny name for alime tree?

Guacoma

I say: "That's good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy."

We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.

My dad looks over to me and says, "I guess it's a Preline-Pie"

A bean.

Now it's a pick-up lime

"Damn it. That lime is such a jew."

"Wtf?"

"It's hasidic."

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.