If your Man doesn't like Mangos, you need to let that Mango
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
The wife forgot a mango in the car.
She went to get it, came back with a peach from an earlier shopping trip. She asked me to come with her to look for this mango. As we looked around her car she asked, "Did I buy a mango?" I replied, "so there's a chance this search might prove fruitless?"
My wife saw two mangos....
.....in the pear section and said that's not where they belong
I replied it's a pair of mangos and they belong exactly where they are.
The man next to us got a good chuckle.
What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
You need to let that mango.
My wife is going through a tropical food craze. There are fruits all over the house!
It's enough to make a mango crazy!
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
My brother was caught stealing fruit last night...
Didn't know I was related to a waterfelon.
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
I Posted this yesterday in other sub
An elephant is sitting on a tree...
An elephant is sitting on top of a tree
A donkey comes along and starts to climb the tree
Elephant says "hey, donkeys don't climb trees!"
Donkey says "but I want to eat those apples!"
Elephant laughs "you donkey! This is a mango tree"
Donkey laughs "I brought my own apples!"
An orange went to a party to find a date but couldn’t find one.. frustrated, she said
Where did all the....Mango
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
I just bought a case of dynamite. It was an offer I couldn't re-fuse.
Update: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff
It is enough to make a mango crazy
If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...
You need to let that mango...
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,
you need to let that mango...
Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...
My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.
Its enough to make a mango crazy!
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango
If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes
You need to let that mango
My wife started a tropical diet recently.
There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.
My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.
That's enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.
it's enough to make a mango crazy.
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