Mango!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donfatty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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If your Man doesn't like Mangos, you need to let that Mango
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LamePakistaniDude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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MANgo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarmax04
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Man gone with a mango
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Is_This_L055
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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How do you make a mango shake?

You take it to a scary movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPanda666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?

Mango Lassie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rtybanana
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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A cold mango sheikh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.

I said β€œYeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”

My wife looked at me and said β€œYou think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranthony
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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How far can a mango,

If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deelan1990
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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Singular: One mango

Plural: Two menwent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joe_Ferro_890823
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?

I planted it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hostileb
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?

Man-go away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BormahTiid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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The wife forgot a mango in the car.

She went to get it, came back with a peach from an earlier shopping trip. She asked me to come with her to look for this mango. As we looked around her car she asked, "Did I buy a mango?" I replied, "so there's a chance this search might prove fruitless?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dukeofgonzo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
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My wife saw two mangos....

.....in the pear section and said that's not where they belong

I replied it's a pair of mangos and they belong exactly where they are.

The man next to us got a good chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reggiekush0426
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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What happens when humans and mangoes disagree ?

Man goes to war

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.

I am wondering where did that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?

Mangoes to the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shouldExist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

You need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My wife is going through a tropical food craze. There are fruits all over the house!

It's enough to make a mango crazy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff

It is enough to make a mango crazy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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If your man doesn't appreciate jokes about fruit...

You need to let that mango...

😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JessieJade18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes,

you need to let that mango...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThaCrimsonChinn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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β€ͺI mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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My brother was caught stealing fruit last night...

Didn't know I was related to a waterfelon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RROB2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My girlfriend started an all fruit diet yesterday, the house is FULL of the stuff.

ItsΒ enoughΒ toΒ makeΒ aΒ mangoΒ crazy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Fruit on Fruit Violence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rvagoonerjc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.

He said β€œI think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonchild2998
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_talha007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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My wife started a tropical diet recently.

There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I Posted this yesterday in other sub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickyMemes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Man went
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ratzypiet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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An elephant is sitting on a tree...

An elephant is sitting on top of a tree

A donkey comes along and starts to climb the tree

Elephant says "hey, donkeys don't climb trees!"

Donkey says "but I want to eat those apples!"

Elephant laughs "you donkey! This is a mango tree"

Donkey laughs "I brought my own apples!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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My wife is on a tropical food diet and now the house is full of this stuff.

That's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe_dsr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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An orange went to a party to find a date but couldn’t find one.. frustrated, she said

Where did all the....Mango

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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My wife started a tropical diet

There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zheenboi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My wife just started an all-fruit diet.

There was enough food to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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My mom has us all on a tropical fruit diet. the stuff is everywhere.

it's enough to make a mango crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ok0_0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?

It’s called Mango Unchained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cousincaterpillar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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I just bought a case of dynamite. It was an offer I couldn't re-fuse.

Update: Wow, I really didn't expect this to blow up

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Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need...

... to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khyta
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Mangoes

But where?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbhacker133
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

...you need to let that mango.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

...you need to let that mango

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNakamura
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes

You need to let that mango

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