The Mango Puns

I planted it.

Man-go away!

She went to get it, came back with a peach from an earlier shopping trip. She asked me to come with her to look for this mango. As we looked around her car she asked, "Did I buy a mango?" I replied, "so there's a chance this search might prove fruitless?"

Mangoes to the moon

Called the dish, Mea Pulpa. ‬

There's so much stuff in the house it would make a mango crazy.

An elephant is sitting on top of a tree

A donkey comes along and starts to climb the tree

Elephant says "hey, donkeys don't climb trees!"

Donkey says "but I want to eat those apples!"

Elephant laughs "you donkey! This is a mango tree"

Donkey laughs "I brought my own apples!"

Where did all the....Mango

Look at that mango!

After seeing the other mango joke, it made me remember my first OC joke.

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

• Hardest

• Wordes (Words)

• Widest

• Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

• DrivES

• Dessert

• Fades

• Des (This)

• Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

• Desperate

• Desision (Decision)

• Decades

• Desert

• Destination

• Dress (DrESs)

• Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

• Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
• Maecadamia (Macadamia)
• Maengo (Mango)
• Maecaroni (Macaroni)
• Maeple (Maple)
• Lifetimae (Lifetime)
• Imaegine (Imagine)
• Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
• Caramael (Caramel)
• Achievemaent (Achievement)
• Gmaes (Games)
• Maek (Make)
• Drmae (Dream)
• Dramey (Dreamy)
• Maesure (Measure)
• Blmae (Blame)
• Maet (Mate)
• Climaet (Climate)
• Ultimaet (Ultimate)
• Maebe (Maybe)
• Mae (My one and only)
• Mae (Whatever May Happen)
• Maen (You mean everything to me)
• Maent (We're meant to be)
• Amaezing (Amazing)
• Maeutiful (Beautiful... I know)
• Maechiatto (Macchiato)

I'd really appreciate some help if you guys have any puns reserved. Anything will do, really.

Thanks!

EDIT: Formatting

.....in the pear section and said that's not where they belong

I replied it's a pair of mangos and they belong exactly where they are.

The man next to us got a good chuckle.

There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.

Our house is full of the stuff! It’s enough to make a mango crazy!