I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Just an uninteresting photo of a key lime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/narcessa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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A lock's favorite food is key lime pie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AardvarkVader
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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So this happened as we were sitting down to a Key lime pie dessert tonight.

We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.

My dad looks over to me and says, "I guess it's a Preline-Pie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echeb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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What kind of key is edible?

A turkey πŸ¦ƒ happy thanksgiving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-dummy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Important information

Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45

Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75

Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34

Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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My Mum dadjoked my Dad

My parents and I were sitting around having key lime pie.

Dad "It has a very sharp flavour"

Mum "That will be the lime. If you find any metal that will be the key"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-Me-A-Joke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2014
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The punchline is key

A few weeks ago I stayed at my dad's house. In the morning I found I had forgotten my keys and therefore had locked myself in. Because I didn't want to get told off/mocked by my dad, I phoned my brother's girlfriend to go to my brother at his work, retrieve the key from him and bring it back to dad's house to let me out. The following week my brother (the traitor) told my dad about this escapade and dad phoned me to mock me and tell me that not only was there a spare key in the house already, dad just happened to be driving past the house when I left anyway so could've let me out himself...

These are some of the key-related puns since then.

> me: dad, I didn't get the job in [city]

> dad: don't worry, it wasn't a key position.

Today in the restaurant we ate at: oh look! They do KEY lime pie!

Dude turns his head to look at me as dad and I walk down the road together: oooh! He looked keen. Geddit? Keen? KEY-n

> me: okay dad, you can stop with the key jokes now.

> dad makes the motion of sealing his lips and locking them with a key, immediately bursting into fits of giggles before he says: nah I think this joke has many more possibilities to unlock. more laughter

So many groans...

Ninja edit: something went funny with the submit page...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NejKidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2013
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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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