Kumquat Puns

A list of puns related to "Kumquat"

When 2 people have sex, its a twosome. When 3 people have sex, its a threesome

And when four people have sex it's a kumquat

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👀︎ u/GrumpyWendigo
📅︎ May 20 2019
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What kind of vegetable is always ready to party?

Turn-ups.

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👀︎ u/phyx8
📅︎ Jan 20 2018
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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👀︎ u/rhinobird
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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