What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
My skeleton girlfriend dumped me the other day. She had the hottest spine I have ever seen.
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back
I'm thinking about getting rid of my spine
It's always holding me back.
I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.
I went to the hospital for chest pains but the doctor kept inspecting my spine.
This place is back wards.
I didn't think the doctor would fix the curve in my spine
But now I stand corrected.
What’s it called your backpack messes up your spine?
While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.
One day, I looked to my spine and said
Thanks for all the support! Thanks to you we've grown to new heights
I was caught stealing the model spine from the chiropractor's office. He called me a theif, and I had never been so insulted in my life. I guess you could say I was taken aback.
Why did my girlfriend lose her spine?
Because she was my ex but I took her back.
My dad just told me something that sent a chill down my spine.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
"I want a tattoo going down my spine, but I'll let you do anything you want," my son told the tattoo man. The tattoo man agreed to it and ended up tattooing an enormous gun my son's his spine.
Well, I guess that backfired.
Even though he extremely skeptical, the hunchback’s wife finally convinced him to see a surgeon to straighten his spine. When the operation was done, he came home and told his wife:
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
What is a profession involving spine realignment in Egypt?
What did the dad say to his spine?
Thanks for being my back bone
If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.
I’m thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
It was about a weak back!!
You don't need that spine
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
Went to a surgeon to have my spine removed...
It was just holding me back.
Looking to remove my spine...
It’s the only thing holding me back
I'm thinking about getting rid of my spine
It's always holding me back.
I'm thinking of removing my spine
It's only holding me back.
I don't think I need a spine,
I don't think I need a spine anymore
It keeps holding me back.
So, I got my spine removed.
It was only holding me back.
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