I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.

Really takes me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Did you see the joke I posted recently about my spine?

It was about a weak back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.

Well, that back fired.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I went to the hospital for chest pains but the doctor kept inspecting my spine.

This place is back wards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I'm thinking about getting rid of my spine

It's always holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I didn't think the doctor would fix the curve in my spine

But now I stand corrected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What’s it called your backpack messes up your spine?

Schooliosis !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gan2004
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.

She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Looking to remove my spine...

It’s the only thing holding me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nuttytrooper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I was caught stealing the model spine from the chiropractor's office. He called me a theif, and I had never been so insulted in my life. I guess you could say I was taken aback.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimeKillR
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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One day, I looked to my spine and said

Thanks for all the support! Thanks to you we've grown to new heights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireyEmerald
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Why did my girlfriend lose her spine?

Because she was my ex but I took her back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnjoyEverySecond
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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My dad just told me something that sent a chill down my spine.

He said, β€œI’m turning off the heating.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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"I want a tattoo going down my spine, but I'll let you do anything you want," my son told the tattoo man. The tattoo man agreed to it and ended up tattooing an enormous gun my son's his spine.

Well, I guess that backfired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What do you call the spine curvature you get from working out?

Swoliosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dixie_recht
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Even though he extremely skeptical, the hunchback’s wife finally convinced him to see a surgeon to straighten his spine. When the operation was done, he came home and told his wife:

"I stand corrected."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomjim04
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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What do you call two spine bones that are friends?

Vertebros

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_sloth_bear
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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What is a profession involving spine realignment in Egypt?

A Cairo-practor

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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What did the dad say to his spine?

Thanks for being my back bone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyHereForLOLs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?

It was about a weak back

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I’m thinking about removing my spine.

I feel like it’s only holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mithril21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.

Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?

It was about a weak back!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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You don't need that spine

It's holding you back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?

It was about a weak back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cancervixen831
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Went to a surgeon to have my spine removed...

It was just holding me back.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I'm thinking about getting rid of my spine

It's always holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quadruplebacon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I'm thinking of removing my spine

It's only holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickerty
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I don't think I need a spine,

It's holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I don't think I need a spine anymore

It keeps holding me back.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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So, I got my spine removed.

It was only holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sl33ksnypr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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