My son was especially upset after climbing out of a bush and being covered in prickles...

...his aunt walks in and says "what's wrong with him", I said "He's got a burr up his ass". (true story)

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👤︎ u/hopjef
📅︎ Dec 09 2016
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What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?

Prickle me Elmo

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👤︎ u/duckparrot
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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Some quality Christmas dad jokes.

Q: Why did the mechanic sleep under the car? A: He wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take? A: Coffin medicine.

Q: What animals need oiling? A: Mice, because they squeak.

Q: How does Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicles.

Q: What do hedgehogs have for lunch? A: Prickled onions.

Q: What lies in a pram and wobbles? A: A jelly-baby.

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👤︎ u/14andy4
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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