Pickle Pun!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoin741
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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You guys hear about the giant pickle?

It was kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumtoucherr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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we are certainly in a pickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValilolHD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.

Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.

When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.

Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call dirty pickles?

Cucumbers in grime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.

My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorPeterr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why do pickles never take the stairs?

They're cucumbersome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here

But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you use to make pickle bread?

Dill dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?

It was a real big dill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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world's in quite a pickle already
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peaceful_sinner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring process!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rheallygirl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?

Neither did he.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

"What's your dill?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raptorrowan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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How do pickles celebrate their cake day?

They relish the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TB_II
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...

She relished it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...

It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a guy from Bavaria when he’s in a pickle?

A Gherman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeTunaHalpert
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What to do, when a pickle get's stuck in your butt?

Oh shit, this isn't Google!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takarics
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"

Me: It's not a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwanni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I always mix up chutney and pickle....

It makes me chuckle.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.

It was a good dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicguy1982
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?

Bob Dillin'

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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It was my turn to hide the pickle on the tree this Christmas.

No matter how hard I tried, you could always see the jar sticking out. It was a Vlasic holiday blunder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicker87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Sometimes you're just in a pickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/highpineapple8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I turned myself into a pickle morty
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I once slipped on a pickle.

I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...

I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...

He's kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.

I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Pickles

Are just something cucumbers need to dill with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvezisdead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My friend grew the largest pickle in the world and won an award for it.

Big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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My son started to panic after he dropped a huge jar of pickles and got pickles everywhere.

β€œDon’t worry,” I told him. β€œEverything’s kosher.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH

I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarZest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Buying these put me in a pickle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nero-did-7-18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is β€œpickle” so how do I spend my birthday?

Well I β€œRelish” the moment obviously

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTexican11
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My wife tells my son (wearing a green shirt) he looks like a pickle...

My son: "I will take that as a condiment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/override11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2015
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What did the pickle say to the other pickle?

Ahh a talking pickle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeonsaltoYT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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How do pickles enjoy their day off?

They relish it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hiesenbooger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Never forget the pickle

It kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Did you hear about the giant pickle?

It’s a pretty big Dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peechykeen19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I just won a pickle growing competition!

It's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/37EastAsianSalads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Have you seen the world's biggest pickle?

It's a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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