You know why they call it jelly instead of jam?

Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StandToPoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What happens if you put capsaicin in jelly

Red hot jelly peppers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hashanan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What is a printer's favorite type of jelly?

Jelly's fine, but paper jam is the best!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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What do you get when you cross Jelly, peanut butter, and bread?

This has two outcomes: a) person says what. b) person says sandwich

a) A sandwich! What did you think you’d get? b) You know, you have no clue how many people say what!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokooMaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What is Alanis Morissette's favorite jelly?

A traffic jam...when she's already late.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What is a Killer Queen’s favourite jelly?

Gunpowder gelatine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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What’s the worst kind of jelly to put in your PB&J?

Traffic Jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonBonleone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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A jelly tanker overturned

It made a lot of traffic jam

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What do you get if you cross jelly with a helicopter?

A jellycopter.

A joke my daughter told me when she was about 6.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SillySimonUK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why was the mint jelly nervous?

Because it was always on the lamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonerwashington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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My uncle has started a successful jelly factory.

He's set for life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoscoeMG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?

Michael and jello.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I used to think the stuff in your nose was called "nose jelly"

But apparently it snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crisp_E
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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If you were in a pool full of jelly, and you threw in some fruit...

You'd really be in a jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VampirePyroDuck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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My daughter got jelly on her nightgown

I said, "no big deal, you'll just have sweet dreams."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunfistkid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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Why did the man smear jelly on the open door?

Because it was ajar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I wish you could make jelly out of music...

That would be the jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaroniusnsuch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Don’t be jelly of sofishticated efishiency.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoodlezuZ
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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I hate when you randomly find jelly and jam.

It’s jarring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ah-Ruins-Toll
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

The peanut butter said, "Do you want to stick together?" The jelly replied, "You're nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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As he wiped the jelly from one eye and the cake from the other he realised I was not someone to be trifled with.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I went to a friends house party and stumbled onto a cabinet full of jelly....

I guess you could say the party was jam-packed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jokoboko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What kind of jelly is the worst? reddit.com/r/cleanjokes/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryCredibleHulk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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β€œDaddy, make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,” a four-year-old tells his father.

His father responds, β€œOk, you’re a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/migel210
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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I think it would be awesome to own a store where I sold home made jellies, jams, and preserves.

Someone would ask me for a recommendation. Then I'd grab a jar from a shelf and say "This one right here is my jam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkychickpea
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I had a picture of welch's grape jelly as my phone lock screen for a solid month before the wife asked me about it.

"It's my jam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blahsalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly out to Pink Floyd!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m0ntyy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2014
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I asked my gf to make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Achillez34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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Did you hear the one about the couple who confused window cement with KY-Jelly?

Their windows fell out.

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Trouble opening a jar of jelly...

So my 11 year old daughter was having trouble opening a jar of grape jelly and asked for my help. I took it and got it open after a bit of a struggle, and said...."Wow, that lid was really JAMMED on there." I got a world class eye roll out of her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viking042900
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?

You can't jelly out to your favorite tunes.

Alternative: It's impossible to be jam of how good I look.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeedaaawwwg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2015
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