While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"

Me: It's not a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwanni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What did the McDonald’s customer say to the employee when they forgot pickles on his burger?

I don’t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbi1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.

I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."

She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wibbs1123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Tonight we grilled burgers at my parents'.

As we were each prepping our burgers, I noticed these large pickle chips that fit perfectly on a sandwich and commented on how well they work. Everyone nodded in agreement when, from the corner of the room, my dad comments, "They're kind of a big Dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dthomas722
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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