Why was the snowman embarrassed when people saw him buying a bag of carrots?
He got caught picking his nose!
Why is booze better than carrots?
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
What's invisible and smells like carrots
I went shopping at Coles to buy Mayonnaise, but they said it was illegal to buy without cabbage and carrots.
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
I got my wife an 18 carrot necklace.
It was not only easy on the eyes, but it was also good for the eyes, too.
My friend always brags about hot beautiful his radishes and carrots are...
A carrot and his wife are walking home from a party late at night and he gets hit by a car.
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor said: “I can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."
A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
What do you get when you cross a carrot with a radish?
Snowballs differentiating snow-man from snow-woman.. But the kid didn't carrot all!
Got some 24 carrot gold right here 😎
The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.
He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.
What did the carrot say when his wife caught him in bed with a cucumber?
Seems I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle.
I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?
I don't carrot all if you don't like it...
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise
Downvote if you want, I don't carrot all
What do you call the carrot on a snowman’s corpse?
What do you call a carrot with 4 sides?
"Carrots are good for your eyes"
I don't think I've ever tried putting them in my eyes...
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks ...
“It’s easy, you just not eating properly” the doctors replies.
My roommates always hate on my puns but I don’t carrot all.
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
What do you call an apathetic carrot?
When you're sad and no one seems to carrot all
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.
It's a deeply rooted issue.
Why was the snowman rooting around in a bag of carrots?
Carrots may improve your eyes
But booze will double your vision
A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.
The doctor says: “I can tell right away that you’re not eating right”
Why was the snowman going through all the carrots???
He was picking his nose!!!
What's invisible and smells like a carrot?
whats invisible and smells like carrots?
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
What’s clear and smells like carrots?
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