A carrot and his wife are walking home from a party late at night and he gets hit by a car.

Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."

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A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.

The doctor said: โ€œI can tell right away that you haven't been eating properly."

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A doctor walked into an exam room to see a patient with carrots sticking out his ears and broccoli up his nose.

The doctor says: โ€œI can tell right away that youโ€™re not eating rightโ€

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I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...

...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wmcduff
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What do you get when you cross a carrot with a radish?

Cash

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lordkauth
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A carrot, some corn and a cucumber fell into the ocean

Now they're all C foods

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That's a big carrot
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Redlightningwolf
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I donโ€™t carrot all
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Wizartti
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Legs crossed. Needs to pea ๐Ÿคฃ carrot on with your puns~
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ApekshaShah
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20
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Snowballs differentiating snow-man from snow-woman.. But the kid didn't carrot all!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stha118
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Why was the carrot sad?

Because it wasn't a pea

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pi55p00r
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The Grim Reaper appeared in beside me when I was chopping up some carrots in my kitchen.

He took his scythe and started chopping the carrots with me. Very scary when you are dicing with death.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AustralianGroan
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Got some 24 carrot gold right here ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ellaAir
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What did the carrot say when his wife caught him in bed with a cucumber?

Seems Iโ€™ve found myself in a bit of a pickle.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Shaw-Deez
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I'm a turnip, turned down. Concerned, but I don't carrot all. I am what I yam. What am I?

Beets me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DCCXXVIII
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A carrot went to a football game.

Wonder who it was rooting for.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kilokiilo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 21
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Why was the snowman going through all the carrots???

He was picking his nose!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ranman35
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Apparently if you buy cabbage from coles supermarkets you are legally obligated to buy carrots and mayonnaise

They call it, Coles law

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StarvedAsian
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 14
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What's invisible and smells like a carrot?

A bunny fart

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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He doesn't carrot all
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/euanwmcgill
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call the carrot on a snowmanโ€™s corpse?

No-body nose

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/apk5005
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I don't carrot all if you don't like it...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mydadsnameisharold
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call a carrot with 4 sides?

A square root

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/13thPlayer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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whats invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jaketoday
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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"Carrots are good for your eyes"

I don't think I've ever tried putting them in my eyes...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JFedererJ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/phillydog1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Whatโ€™s clear and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sandlewoodshire
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Downvote if you want, I don't carrot all
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A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. โ€œWhatโ€™s wrong with me doc?โ€ He asks ...

โ€œItโ€™s easy, you just not eating properlyโ€ the doctors replies.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwwspurs
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What do you call an apathetic carrot?

I donโ€™t carrot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ormond_villain
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My roommates always hate on my puns but I donโ€™t carrot all.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/okidokismokee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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No carrot required
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jess-the-mess
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.

Thatโ€™s Coleโ€™s Law.

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It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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A man walks into a doctor's office with celery in one ear, peas in the other, and a carrot up each nostril, and says "Doc, I don't feel well". The doctor replies "It's because you aren't eating right."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Thalpal317
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2 snowmen are standing in a field. One looks to the other and says; "you know, I smell carrots too!"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/reelfishy
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Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.

It's a deeply rooted issue.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pun-isher42
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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"This giant carrot made my day but it made my coworkerโ€™s hole weak."
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BanAllPineapples
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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My wife said she's going to eat some carrot sticks.

I asked her what she had planned for the rest of them.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spotter66
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Waddaya call a dog that likes carrots?

Pugs Bunny.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ItsKilLikeMine
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Stach44
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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When you're sad and no one seems to carrot all
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/keelzyy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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What do you call a buoyant carrot that is drunk?

A root beer float

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Wiggle-123
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2019
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You know how many carrots to give me?

Maybe seven... actually, I donโ€™t carrot all

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JovanReddit4556
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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The carrot died from asphyxiation...

It got artichoked to death

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I had a dream last night I was cutting carrots with the grim reaper...

I was dicing with death ๐Ÿ’€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CPike90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Carrots may be good for your eyes...

But whiskey will double your vision.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

A bunny fart

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Did you know you can bite through your finger as easily as a carrot?

I didn't even know that carrots could bite!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Uncle_Erow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My wife just blended some carrot juice...

Me - "Hey Kids! Want some fresh, orange, juice?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rex_Mundi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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Carrot jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

-- do you smell carrots?

What's invisible and smells like a carrot?

-- a rabbit fart

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mranlett
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots?

He was picking his nose.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JohnF_ckingZoidberg
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Real life dad joke. Yesterday I was cooking a stir fry and added some diced carrots โ€˜for carrot-nessโ€™, I said.

My daughter who was helping, added some peas, โ€˜for pea-nessโ€™ she said. Then fled laughing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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What do you call a emo carrot

An edgetable

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/datdragonfruittho
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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I went to Cole's this morning to buy cabbage, apparently its a legal requirement for me to also purchase carrots and mayonnaise when purchasing cabbage.

It's Cole's Law.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Not a fan of child labor, but these carrots are amazing!

https://imgur.com/a/xE9fo

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2018
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When it comes to wages some people don't carrot all.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny!

.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moses10960
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Carrots might improve you vision....

but beer doubles it!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dadjokesig
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Why was frosty inspecting the carrots at the grocery store?

He was picking his nose.

(My dad literally just told this at Christmas dinner...)

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I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge...

They were disturbing the peas.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_akmodo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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Where do carrots eat their dinner?

At the vege-table.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/usernamei_s_taken
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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Emo carrot
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/journeyman369
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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One snowman said to the other,"Hmm. Do you also smell carrots?"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/joshuapaulking
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What'd the carrot say when the mushroom asked if it wanted to hang out?

Why not? You look like a fungi ...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kyle1775
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Dad joked my dad while eating carrots

"Hey dad did you hear they're paying me hourly to eat carrots now? "

"They are?"

"Well they're not giving me a celery."

He seemed proud and I seem old now

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Eating sliced carrots.

I ask my dad if he wants a sliced carrot.

My wife tells me, "You could have peeled the carrots".

I didn't out of laziness so I respond with, "What? It builds character".

My wife laughs and says, " Haha. Dad jokes".

I look at my dad and in that moment I realized I was oblivious to my joke the same way I've seen my dad oblivious to his own dad jokes over the years.

I'm a new dad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zacharygreeenman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2016
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Guy sits down in an exam room with a carrot sticking out of his ear...

The doctor says, "Well, first of all you're not eating right."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nosindra
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Baby Carrots

Was at ingles checking out. The cashier said, "these are big baby carrots", without missing a beat I said,"it's because they are toddler carrots.

(โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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I work at a restaurant and my coworker was complaining about stocking carrots from some cold water into his station.

"My hands are so cold I cant even feel them!"

I say

"HOW DO YA KNOW THEY ARE COLD, BUDDY?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Boson707
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Do you think that if Carrot Top ever won a lifetime achievement award for comedy,

He'd give props to all the people that helped him along the way?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mikeyfarrar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2015
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Why was the snowman digging through a bag of carrots?

No one knows

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ZeHeadBanger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Friend got me with a carrot.

I'm over at my bff's house for game night. Her dogs have been playing with a chew toy shaped like a carrot that has little treats in it. I go and sit on the couch, where the carrot happens to be.

Me: "Ew, I don't want this carrot by me"

Friend: Would you say you don't Carrot all for it?

I laughed so hard because I really do appreciate dad jokes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bunnitron
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2016
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He knows I love carrot cake.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/meagatr0n
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2013
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Do you not carrot all? encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.coโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Thekittenofdoom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Did you hear about the dead carrot?

Huge turnip at the funeral.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SOS_Music
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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Every time we had peas and carrots at dinner

"Eat every carrot and pee on your plate!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChoadFarmer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Whatโ€™s invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ’จ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/saltcrystal100
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/puggoamber
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Carrots have a hard time getting rid of bad habits.

It's a deeply rooted issue.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pun-isher42
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper...

... Dicing with death.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HaroldFaltermeyerJr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit Farts!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jawknee_homicide
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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