But no one believes me when I say Iran.
^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
Because there's a tally-ban.
Kabul-stones of course.
Ever since the tally ban.
They Taliban it
Because they kept Russian everything.
Or at least it seems that way - shepherds and farmers have been point to their wagons, saying 'totes ma-goats'.
Me: Then think of Iran. Stuck between Iraq and a hard place.