Why can’t people in Afghanistan watch TV?

teleban

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlightsaber
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I saw Iraq and Afghanistan fighting

So Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexl14
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What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?

Talibanana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sybkeuhx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why aren't they allowed to count in Afghanistan?

Because there's a tally-ban.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomas_tha_train
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt1617
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do they build roads with in Afghanistan?

Kabul-stones of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Her: Afghanistan must be a hard place to live.

Me: Then think of Iran. Stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I heard troops in Afghanistan had trouble counting...

Ever since the tally ban.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troub313
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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In Afghanistan, what does the government do when they aren't happy with something?

They Taliban it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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I heard it's very difficult to do inventory in Afghanistan...

Because of the tally ban.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedaveabides98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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When things are banned in Afghanistan, are they referred to as Tali-banned?
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Why did Russia lose in Afghanistan?

Because they kept Russian everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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Hipster-ism has come to Afghanistan

Or at least it seems that way - shepherds and farmers have been point to their wagons, saying 'totes ma-goats'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwrgwir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ddodds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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