Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...

But no one believes me when I say Iran.

^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Would you like to know how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jepeggys
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why can’t people in Afghanistan watch TV?

teleban

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowlightsaber
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I saw Iraq and Afghanistan fighting

So Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexl14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?

Talibanana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sybkeuhx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Why aren't they allowed to count in Afghanistan?

Because there's a tally-ban.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomas_tha_train
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matt1617
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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What do they build roads with in Afghanistan?

Kabul-stones of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Her: Afghanistan must be a hard place to live.

Me: Then think of Iran. Stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I heard troops in Afghanistan had trouble counting...

Ever since the tally ban.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troub313
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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I heard it's very difficult to do inventory in Afghanistan...

Because of the tally ban.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedaveabides98
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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In Afghanistan, what does the government do when they aren't happy with something?

They Taliban it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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When things are banned in Afghanistan, are they referred to as Tali-banned?
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2016
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Why did Russia lose in Afghanistan?

Because they kept Russian everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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Hipster-ism has come to Afghanistan

Or at least it seems that way - shepherds and farmers have been point to their wagons, saying 'totes ma-goats'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwrgwir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ddodds
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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