17 Hilarious Afghanistan Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...

But no one believes me when I say Iran.

^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)

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📅︎ Dec 08 2020

The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...

In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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Would you like to know how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/jepeggys

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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Why can’t people in Afghanistan watch TV?

teleban

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👤︎ u/yellowlightsaber

📅︎ Mar 04 2020

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I saw Iraq and Afghanistan fighting

So Iran

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👤︎ u/Alexl14

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?

Talibanana

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👤︎ u/Sybkeuhx

📅︎ Oct 20 2019

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Why aren't they allowed to count in Afghanistan?

Because there's a tally-ban.

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👤︎ u/thomas_tha_train

📅︎ Aug 17 2019

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What do they build roads with in Afghanistan?

Kabul-stones of course.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Feb 07 2019

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I heard troops in Afghanistan had trouble counting...

Ever since the tally ban.

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👤︎ u/Troub313

📅︎ Apr 18 2017

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In Afghanistan, what does the government do when they aren't happy with something?

They Taliban it

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👤︎ u/diego_godean

📅︎ Jan 11 2017

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When things are banned in Afghanistan, are they referred to as Tali-banned?

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👤︎ u/Senor_Gringo_Starr

📅︎ Feb 09 2016

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Why did Russia lose in Afghanistan?

Because they kept Russian everything.

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👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Dec 15 2016

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Hipster-ism has come to Afghanistan

Or at least it seems that way - shepherds and farmers have been point to their wagons, saying 'totes ma-goats'.

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👤︎ u/gwrgwir

📅︎ Oct 19 2015

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How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/matt1617

📅︎ Oct 19 2018

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/Ddodds

📅︎ Dec 18 2018

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Her: Afghanistan must be a hard place to live.

Me: Then think of Iran. Stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 11 2018

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I heard it's very difficult to do inventory in Afghanistan...

Because of the tally ban.

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👤︎ u/Thedaveabides98

📅︎ Feb 19 2017

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