How is Syria still coronavirus-free?

Because of DaMASKus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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When my friend, a CIA agent, arrived at the hotel in Syria, dead insects were scattered all over the floor...

He had to sweep for bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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This civil war on Syria is really...

...Assad story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bendragonpants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Breaking news: An Army battalion led by Miss Muffet fails to reach Syria.

Apparently there were Kurds in her way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call your stupid cousin from the Capital of Syria?

Dumb Ass Cuz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthepassel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Have you seen what's happening in Syria?

Things are beginning to get Syrias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deytookourjewbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Why does no one have zippers on their pants in Syria?

It's a no fly zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_three_bolth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2017
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My dad has just described Syria as "Assad" state of affairs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlexGalway
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2013
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Hillary doesn't want to put the ground forces in Syria

she believes it would be a syri-us mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Gutsy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2016
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Lockdown conversation travel puns

Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?

She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts

Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?

She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?

Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?

She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?

On Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stressnuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase

I said "Don't forget your Baghdad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr4y3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Did you hear the one about the Jew?

Israeli funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZuccMyApps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My father and i were leaving an hotel in iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase... so i told him

Don't forget your Baghdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealamirr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairymcbeardface
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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One of the best Reddit puns I've seen in a while
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πŸ‘€︎ u/travelator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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You could say that the situation with Russia is getting a little bit...

Syrias...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarpGrinder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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My wife, who has been losing weight recently (and I'm proud of her) asked me "you know how I've been losing all this weight? I ran"

And I said "ya and Iraq and Syria too. Stress can definitely make you lose weight"

She wasn't impressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpareDestruction
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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Boss pulled this one while i was eating breakfast

Coworker: (something like) It's still really bad in Syria right now.

Boss: Yeah, probably would have a hard time trying to find a good bowl of Syria for breakfast.

(Groans)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DCheeso06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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TV adverts are playing when...

TV Advert: "For just two dollars a month you could feed a Syrian child for a year..."

Dad: "That's it! We're moving to Syria!!"

(Note: A friend told me this one but his dad did actually say the joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Georgeasaurusrex
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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No more jokes about the refugee crisis everybody...

...it's a Syria's situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youhitdacanadien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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Dad joked my students while I was student teaching

I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.

Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear

Student: Syria!

Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!

I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bad_Stever
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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