Because of DaMASKus
He had to sweep for bugs.
...Assad story
Apparently there were Kurds in her way.
Dumb Ass Cuz.
Things are beginning to get Syrias.
It's a no fly zone
she believes it would be a syri-us mistake
Iran all the way to Iraq just to Syria cook the Turkey
Me: You really cannot say when the lockdown will end, KENYA?
She: yeah, this SPAIN hurts
Me: stay home and be safe, whats the RUSSIA?
She: I am bored, VENICE this gonna end?
Me: At least your savings is DUBLIN right?
She: I give up, IRAN out of travel puns now
Damascus..Syria-sly.
Don't forget your Baghdad
On Iraq.
Hebrews it
Syrias...
And I said "ya and Iraq and Syria too. Stress can definitely make you lose weight"
She wasn't impressed.
Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because Iβm Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain canβt think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize itβs time to put an end to these puns because Iβm Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. Iβm Sudan with puns now.
Coworker: (something like) It's still really bad in Syria right now.
Boss: Yeah, probably would have a hard time trying to find a good bowl of Syria for breakfast.
(Groans)
TV Advert: "For just two dollars a month you could feed a Syrian child for a year..."
Dad: "That's it! We're moving to Syria!!"
(Note: A friend told me this one but his dad did actually say the joke)
I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.
Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear
Student: Syria!
Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!
I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.
