Dad: in Iraq, i killed 15 people
Son: but you were a helicopter mechanic
Dad: I never said I was a good one....
If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?
Why are there no Wal-Marts in Iraq?
Because everything is a Target.
I’ll take my ban now.
Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...
But no one believes me when I say Iran.
^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said don’t forget your Baghdad.
Do you know how I escaped from İraq?
Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
Would you like to know how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan?
Decided I’m gonna open a purse shop in Iraq
Think I’ll call it Bagdad
What do you call Iraq when you Zoom in
So how did you escape Iraq?
A Father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new purse for her birthday.
She replied “Thanks for the Baghdad”
The other day, I asked my friend how he managed to get out of Iraq.
I saw Iraq and Afghanistan fighting
How did I get from Iraq to Saudi Arabia
“Hey, son! How’d you get out of Iraq?”
It’s... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
Ten cows are standing in a field. Which is the closest to Iraq?
So a man from Iraq bought a bag for his daughter for school..
Her response?
'Thanks for the Baghdad!'
When I had to get away from the Iraq police what did I do?
How did I get out of Iraq?
How did I get from Iraq to Pakistan?
Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?
Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
How did I get out of Iraq?
How'd I get from Iraq to Pakistan?
So you want to know how I got out of Iraq ?
A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag.
The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”
So how did you escape Iraq?
When my friend in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag, she replied…
"Thanks for the Baghdad."
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad."
Do you know how I got out of Iraq?
My father and i were leaving an hotel in iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase... so i told him
Don't forget your Baghdad
How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan?
A father in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag...
She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”
How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?
How did I get out of Iraq?
Wanna know how I got from Pakistan to Iraq?
My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said “don’t forget your Baghdad”
Do you know how I escaped from Iraq?
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