If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?

Thanks for the Baghdad!

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👤︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...

But no one believes me when I say Iran.

^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)

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👤︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Why are there no Wal-Marts in Iraq?

Because everything is a Target.

I’ll take my ban now.

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📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Do you know how I escaped from Ä°raq?

Iran

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📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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How did I get from Iraq to Pakistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/TSanther9047
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.

I said don’t forget your Baghdad.

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👤︎ u/junior_bqx2
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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Iraq at making Middle East related puns. No, I'm Syria-s!
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👤︎ u/X9Falcon9X
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?

I ran.

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👤︎ u/King_Arthur24
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/King_Arthur24
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/im_the_clone
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Would you like to know how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/jepeggys
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......

My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .

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👤︎ u/sabishaw
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/DukeACola
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Decided I’m gonna open a purse shop in Iraq

Think I’ll call it Bagdad

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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So how did you escape Iraq?

Refugee: I ran!

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👤︎ u/TechNippon
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dwane The Iraq Johnson would approve
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👤︎ u/rlaff5
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you call Iraq when you Zoom in
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👤︎ u/CasuallyCritical
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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The other day, I asked my friend how he managed to get out of Iraq.

He told me, “Iran”

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👤︎ u/Thiccsickle
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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So you want to know how I got out of Iraq ?

Iran. Syriasly

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👤︎ u/darkalan64
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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I saw Iraq and Afghanistan fighting

So Iran

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👤︎ u/Alexl14
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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How'd I get from Iraq to Pakistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/IceColdKofi
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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How did I get from Iraq to Saudi Arabia

I ran

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👤︎ u/SpiderKnight68
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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A Father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new purse for her birthday.

She replied “Thanks for the Baghdad”

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👤︎ u/oJEWBACAo
📅︎ Jan 04 2018
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A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag.

The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”

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👤︎ u/mannippulative
📅︎ May 10 2019
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Ten cows are standing in a field. Which is the closest to Iraq?

Cow eight.

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👤︎ u/Dangerous_Calm
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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It’s... Dwayne Iraq Johnson!
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👤︎ u/ShaBoiEich
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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“Hey, son! How’d you get out of Iraq?”

“Iran..”

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📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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When my friend in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag, she replied…

"Thanks for the Baghdad."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 02 2017
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So a man from Iraq bought a bag for his daughter for school..

Her response?

'Thanks for the Baghdad!'

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👤︎ u/Mantello90
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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My father and i were leaving an hotel in iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase... so i told him

Don't forget your Baghdad

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👤︎ u/therealamirr
📅︎ Sep 30 2018
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How did I get from Iraq to Afghanistan?

Iran

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👤︎ u/matt1617
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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A father in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag...

She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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When I had to get away from the Iraq police what did I do?

Iran

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📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Wanna know how I got from Pakistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/JTR_finn
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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How did i escape iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/StevetheEevve
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/subhi2
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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So how did you escape Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/Obsidi3
📅︎ May 20 2019
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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/WithaClue2010
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Do you know how I got out of Iraq?

Iran 🇮🇷

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👤︎ u/Imad_harb
📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad."
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👤︎ u/BAD_BRID
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran.

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👤︎ u/RubinKhadka
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/Ddodds
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

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👤︎ u/chickymomo
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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