Dad: in Iraq, i killed 15 people
Son: but you were a helicopter mechanic
Dad: I never said I was a good one....
If a father in Iraq gifts his daughter a new bag, what will she say?
Thanks for the Baghdad!
Why are there no Wal-Marts in Iraq?
Because everything is a Target.
I’ll take my ban now.
Everybody asks me how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan back in 2007...
But no one believes me when I say Iran.
^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said don’t forget your Baghdad.
Do you know how I escaped from İraq?
Iran
Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
Iran.
Would you like to know how I got from Iraq to Afghanistan?
Iran
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
Decided I’m gonna open a purse shop in Iraq
Think I’ll call it Bagdad
A Father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new purse for her birthday.
She replied “Thanks for the Baghdad”
The other day, I asked my friend how he managed to get out of Iraq.
He told me, “Iran”
“Hey, son! How’d you get out of Iraq?”
“Iran..”
Ten cows are standing in a field. Which is the closest to Iraq?
Cow eight.
So a man from Iraq bought a bag for his daughter for school..
Her response?
'Thanks for the Baghdad!'
When I had to get away from the Iraq police what did I do?
Iran
Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
I ran.
So you want to know how I got out of Iraq ?
Iran. Syriasly
A father in Iraq gifted his daughter a new bag.
The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”
When my friend in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag, she replied…
"Thanks for the Baghdad."
My father and I were leaving our hotel room in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase. I said, "Don't forget your Baghdad."
My father and i were leaving an hotel in iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase... so i told him
Don't forget your Baghdad
A father in Iraq gave his daughter a new bag...
She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”
My father and I were leaving our hotel in Iraq and he almost forgot his suitcase.
I said “don’t forget your Baghdad”
