Baghdad Puns

Looks like I'm stuck between Iraq and a hard place

Someone should open a gym in Baghdad and call it, “Iraq My Weights.”

I'm sorry, that was a Baghbad Baghdad joke.

He's from dads bag

Thanks for the Baghdad!

Scum-bag

Well son, you were in Baghdad back then.

It is a shocking discovery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity

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I had to remind him: “Don’t forget your Baghdad”

Dad and I are on a fishing trip and we have to get up pretty early. My dad was feeling tired and at the breakfast table says "I am just so bagged". To which I replied "I guess that makes you a Baghdad". He never saw it coming.

Her response?

'Thanks for the Baghdad!'

I was buying some stuff in the supermarket the other day, and I was queueing behind an old man, and his middle aged daughter.

The woman seemed to be rushing, and she was frantically looking for her reusable bag. She said to the grandad,

"Where's the bag dad?"

He replied,

"Somewhere in Iraq I think."

He then looked at me and started chuckling to himself while his daughter groaned and got in with looking for the bag. I laughed with him. We shared a moment.

Iran.

Hey, where did you place your Baghdad?

Uday Hussein: in a Baghdad

 My dad just placed a brown paper bag on his head and asked the room, "What city am I representing?"
 After several moments of confused looks, he responded with, "Baghdad!"
 I've never been more proud of him. 

They bagged dad in Baghdad!

Baghdad

Baghdad.

Did you hear that new middle eastern song they're playing on the radio?

What a Baghdad had

I said don’t forget your Baghdad.

The girl replied, “Thanks for the Baghdad”

She replied “Thanks for the Baghdad”

"Thanks for the Baghdad."

Don't forget your Baghdad

She said, “Thanks for the Baghdad.”

I said “don’t forget your Baghdad”